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PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338601: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:54:05 AM

No, you should...erm, be super cautious, because...

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338602: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:55:22 AM

Because why? They must be truly deadly! I am most curious now! I would hate to have to use disintegration and ruin all the organs!

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338603: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:56:40 AM

One of the Kel 'Al Relish's is a Super Saiyan.

Good luck.

edited 19th Jun '15 3:57:00 AM by PastryPerson

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338604: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:58:21 AM

Oh dear, that is most certainly problematic! I am unsure of how to dispatch that one and I very much dislike the idea of being slain! Do you have any suggestions?

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#338605: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:58:31 AM

OH COME ON

WHAT NEXT, SUPER ARYAN HITLER?

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338606: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:59:26 AM

Well, Engie, there's a fanfiction...

Lai, try hitting him before he transforms.

How you'll find out which one is him, I don't know.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338607: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:03:42 AM

Ah, I can deal with him then, I shall just call down a great comment to deal with all the trolls and then find a peasant village for organs! ^_^

edited 19th Jun '15 4:03:57 AM by Laithelryn

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338608: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:08:35 AM

He'll probably shatter the comet.

And you.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338609: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:13:29 AM

Oh? That is certainly a problem! Perhaps a direct attack to the mind then? Surely a troll cannot have good will defence!

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#338610: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:14:18 AM

I'm trying to remember if these are fireproof trolls, or the ones that burn down easily...

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338611: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:18:43 AM

No, it's a super troll...AHA!

Expose every single elementary school student to mercury to weaken him. Trust me.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338612: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:24:25 AM

Mercury is pretty, if you mean the metal that is! ^_^
Let's give that a try!
If not I will have to resort to using Tendrils of the Outermost Stars.

edited 19th Jun '15 4:24:35 AM by Laithelryn

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338614: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:40:48 AM

Huzzah! You will be defeated now trolls!

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338615: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:41:26 AM

I lied to you, Lai.

These trolls lack organs.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338616: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:47:02 AM

TREACHERY AND DECEIT! I TRUSTED YOU ENTITY OF PASTRY! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME? I NEEDED THOSE ORGANS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? MY PET COMET GOT ALL SHATTERED AND EVERYTHING! I AM MOST DISPLEASED! ♦_♦

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338617: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:50:16 AM

BECAUSE I AM KEL 'AL RELISH, FOOL!

AND YOU'VE JUST KILLED ALL OF MY POSSIBLE SUCCESSORS.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DEATH.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338618: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:52:50 AM

OH YOU THINK I WILL FALL THAT EASILY DO YOU? HAVE AT YOU VILLAIN! PREPARE THYSELF FOR TENDRILS OF THE OUTERMOST STARS!

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338620: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:55:58 AM

YOU SHALL PERISH HERE, ENTITY OF PASTRY!

A vast array of tendrils comprised of silvery light materialize around Laithelryn, twisting around as if in anticipation. Laithelryn begins to float into the air as a mighty spell is prepared for casting.

edited 19th Jun '15 4:56:26 AM by Laithelryn

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338621: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:57:24 AM

YOU'RE NAIVE, LAI!

A aura of purple energy surrounds me as I rise into the air

I'LL END THIS!

A large amount of black flames are unleashed towards Laitheryn

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338622: Jun 19th 2015 at 5:04:00 AM

Barriers of solidified silver light shield Laithelryn from the blasts.

I MAY BE FOOLISH PERHAPS BUT I AM NOT NAIVE. MORE IMPORTANTLY I AM NOT EASY TO KILL!

Laithelryn's spell finishes casting, a wide beam of purple light streaks toward PastryPerson. In its wake the tendrils surge forward, seeking to grab Laithelryn's adversary.

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338623: Jun 19th 2015 at 5:06:01 AM

YOU'RE A VERY POOR LOSER, YOU KNOW!

Grabbed, the tendril is briefly successful until ofI unleash a wave of black flames from my body once more, when the flames clear, I am no longer in the tendrils grasp, but firing off chaotic waves of lightning at Laithelryn.

edited 19th Jun '15 5:06:40 AM by PastryPerson

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#338624: Jun 19th 2015 at 5:13:11 AM

Laithelryn looks extremely shocked as the tendrils are burnt away.

"Very well done, a lesser entity would have been slain by their touch alone. You are a most worthy foe."

Laithelryn seems far more cautious now as more beams of disintegration are sent speeding towards you.

PERISH NOW INSOL-

Laithelryn is blasted by the lightning, flying back through air and crashing to the ground. Laithelryn begins to stand once more, straightening dark robes and wreathed in a dull silver light.

"I am not finished quite yet though, entity."

edited 19th Jun '15 5:13:22 AM by Laithelryn

PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#338625: Jun 19th 2015 at 5:14:56 AM

You're quite stubborn. Just give up.

Spontaneously appearing behind him, Pastry Person attempts to place his palm at the back of Laithelryn's head and blast him away with point blank lightning.

edited 19th Jun '15 5:16:38 AM by PastryPerson


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