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death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337926: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:55:53 AM

I'm not a rainbow unicorn-butterfly though. I'm a ... something.

/r/nocontext

edited 17th Jun '15 9:56:29 AM by death_vlk

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GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337927: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:56:31 AM

  • Actual results of the chrysalis may vary.

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337928: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:58:32 AM

True. True. You did add that part.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337929: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:59:27 AM

OH! I accidentally left out the part where groups try and brainwash unicorn-butterflies into thinking they're caterpillars. The results often flounder around and try to fly around covertly while the groups aren't looking. The groups should probably be referred to as pro-caterpillar birds.

Also, the birds might simply eat the unicorn-butterflies.

edited 17th Jun '15 10:00:43 AM by GhostElm

BaronGreen Everyday's great at your Junes from USA Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Everyday's great at your Junes
#337930: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:02:00 AM

If I'm gonna be an animal, I'd rather be a bear.

Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337931: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:02:34 AM

That is another possible result.

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337932: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:04:04 AM

I didn't add the part where I tried telling my dad when I was 16 but he ignored it in such a way that made me think a better life for me wasn't possible. That's what caused the intense ignore/deny phase.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
BaronGreen Everyday's great at your Junes from USA Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Everyday's great at your Junes
#337934: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:06:55 AM

I'd feel bad for trying to inject humor in here somewhere, so...

sad

Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337935: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:08:43 AM

So I guess I kind of know your sads too, Elm.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337936: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:09:56 AM

Yours sounds a lot more traumatic than mine though...

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337937: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:11:16 AM

I never thought he was going to poison me though.

I dunno.

ANYWAY

HOW ABOUT THAT...UH...WEATHER. OR SOMETHING.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337938: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:11:48 AM

It's getting a bit cooler out here.

I think a change in subject might be for the best.

edited 17th Jun '15 10:13:27 AM by GhostElm

AqueousBunnies Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#337939: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:11:51 AM

If I'm gonna be an animal, I'd rather be a bear.

Hmm, that may have some interesting implications...

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#337941: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:16:22 AM

If we're talking extant animals only, I'd rather be a hyena or a wolf.

Or possibly some type of bird, a vulture perhaps.

GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337942: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:17:27 AM

And if we're talking about extinct/not-actual animals (such as the unicorn-butterfly)?

[up][up]I think that might qualify as a weather condition.

edited 17th Jun '15 10:17:53 AM by GhostElm

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#337943: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:18:38 AM

I wanna be a butterfly!

Or a bunny rabbit!

OR A CUTE FLUFFLY BABY DRAGON

LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#337944: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:19:45 AM

Quetzacoatlus, Dunkleosteus or maybe a Masosaur.

And as for non-existent, eh... Dragon I guess?

edited 17th Jun '15 10:20:40 AM by LiorVal

GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337945: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:19:49 AM

How about a fluffy baby dragon who can eat butterflies and turn into a bunny?

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337946: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:19:58 AM

Elm, WHAT AM I IF I'M NOT A UNICORN-BUTTERFLY?!

HOPEY, PLS.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337947: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:21:27 AM

YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT, THAT WAS AN EXAMPLE USING QUEER SYMBOLISM/STEREOTYPES. THIS IS PROBABLY THE STRANGEST "BE YOURSELF" SPEECH EVER.

FEEL FREE TO BE GHOST-RIDER IF YOU WANT, OR A GIANT SQUID, OR SIMPLY A PERSON, OR AN OC.BE THE BEST YOU YOU CAN BE!

edited 17th Jun '15 10:22:41 AM by GhostElm

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#337948: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:22:34 AM

Everything you all say is done in abject sadness and meaning and whatever.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#337949: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:23:28 AM

I want to be an Allosaur.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337950: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:24:19 AM

SEE VLK! BACON IS NOW AN ALLOSAUR. HEAR HIM ROARING? YOU CAN DO THAT TOO! NOW THINK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?


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