I'm trying to think of the most oppressive suicide note possible. Hold on...
I have to return some videotapes. My WallI really hope everyone realizes this entire conversation is in Joking Mode...
To add to Ghost Elm's version:
DEAR SOLLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FAKE SUICIDE NOTE WOULD LOOK LIKE! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M LEAVING.
VLK
P.S. I WOULS'VE TOPPED YOU HARD.
I'm sorry, was that too much?
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No no. At first I was thinking "I KILLED MYSELF SO THAT WAY WHEN YOU VISIT MY GRAVE I CAN LOOK UP YOUR SKIRT"
but that wasn't oppressive enough.
edited 17th Jun '15 9:35:33 AM by death_vlk
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall@Hopey Your vlk-dad is simply dying from grief, as stated (albeit in a foreign language) on the previous page. He is making a note to explain to his homosexual heterosexual life partner that, if he'd left the bears in New York alone, it might not have come down to this.
edited 17th Jun '15 9:37:26 AM by GhostElm
I said "sorrow". Because I couldn't remember the word for "abandonment".
I have to return some videotapes. My WallIt's strange I'm talking about somebody who isn't here in another language that I only sort of know? Or that I'm going to write a fake suicide note just to spite said person? Or all of it.
I have to return some videotapes. My WallI noticed he ate the Earth. I just didn't care.
I wanted Unicron to win, after all.
I have to return some videotapes. My WallMaybe we should explain the queer life-cycle...
First, you are born as a wriggling caterpillar of happiness and blissful ignorance.
Then, you enter the chrysalis stage, filled with self-denial and hopelessness (this part is useful, it tends to make people more sensitive to the plights of others) This step may last for a few months to several decades.
Then you emerge as a rainbow colored butterfly-unicorn hybrid.
Fine Print: These steps are not all-inclusive and actual experiences may vary.
In further news... Hopey eats things... again.
edited 17th Jun '15 9:48:37 AM by GhostElm
Dude, non-ironic talk, this is so real. Like, the feels from the real are real.
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall

Probably something like
Fuck this shit, I'm leaving
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.-Vlk