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engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#337901: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:24:59 AM

Probably something like

Fuck this shit, I'm leaving
-Vlk

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337902: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:26:36 AM

[up] LOL Probably

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337903: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:26:59 AM

DEAR SOLLY,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FAKE SUICIDE NOTE WOULD LOOK LIKE!

FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M LEAVING,

VLK-BRO

There you go.smile

edited 17th Jun '15 9:29:08 AM by GhostElm

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337904: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:31:12 AM

I'm trying to think of the most oppressive suicide note possible. Hold on...

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337905: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:32:35 AM

I really hope everyone realizes this entire conversation is in Joking Mode...

AqueousBunnies Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#337906: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:33:01 AM

To add to Ghost Elm's version:

DEAR SOLLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FAKE SUICIDE NOTE WOULD LOOK LIKE! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M LEAVING.

VLK

P.S. I WOULS'VE TOPPED YOU HARD.

I'm sorry, was that too much?

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337909: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:35:26 AM

[up][up][up] No no. At first I was thinking "I KILLED MYSELF SO THAT WAY WHEN YOU VISIT MY GRAVE I CAN LOOK UP YOUR SKIRT"

but that wasn't oppressive enough.

edited 17th Jun '15 9:35:33 AM by death_vlk

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337910: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:36:29 AM

@Hopey Your vlk-dad is simply dying from grief, as stated (albeit in a foreign language) on the previous page. He is making a note to explain to his homosexual heterosexual life partner that, if he'd left the bears in New York alone, it might not have come down to this.

edited 17th Jun '15 9:37:26 AM by GhostElm

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337911: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:37:58 AM

I said "sorrow". Because I couldn't remember the word for "abandonment".

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337912: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:39:07 AM

Regardless, your broken heart is fatal.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#337913: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:39:46 AM

...This is weird.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337914: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:41:37 AM

What part of this is weird, precisely? The suicide part? The Heterosexual Homosexual Life Partner Part? The cheating on vlk with bears part? All of it?

edited 17th Jun '15 9:42:42 AM by GhostElm

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337915: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:41:57 AM

It's strange I'm talking about somebody who isn't here in another language that I only sort of know? Or that I'm going to write a fake suicide note just to spite said person? Or all of it.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
BaronGreen Everyday's great at your Junes from USA Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Everyday's great at your Junes
#337916: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:43:18 AM

This is completely normal, actually.

Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337917: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:43:52 AM

I know, that's why I'm asking for clarification.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#337918: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:45:11 AM

...All of it.

Especially the part where nobody noticed Hopey ate earth.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
#337919: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:45:17 AM

Excuse me, I have to say something.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

That is all.

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337920: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:46:10 AM

I noticed he ate the Earth. I just didn't care.

I wanted Unicron to win, after all.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
BaronGreen Everyday's great at your Junes from USA Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Everyday's great at your Junes
#337921: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:47:39 AM

As a universe eater, Hopey eating the Earth is weird? Hopey has inhaled much larger things, I think...

Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337922: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:48:00 AM

Maybe we should explain the queer life-cycle...

First, you are born as a wriggling caterpillar of happiness and blissful ignorance.

Then, you enter the chrysalis stage, filled with self-denial and hopelessness (this part is useful, it tends to make people more sensitive to the plights of others) This step may last for a few months to several decades.

Then you emerge as a rainbow colored butterfly-unicorn hybrid.

Fine Print: These steps are not all-inclusive and actual experiences may vary.

In further news... Hopey eats things... again.

edited 17th Jun '15 9:48:37 AM by GhostElm

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#337923: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:49:00 AM

...So, what has Hopey inhaled...

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#337924: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:51:15 AM

Then, you enter the chrysalis stage, filled with self-denial and hopelessness (this part is useful, it tends to make people more sensitive to the plights of others) This step may last for a few months to several decades.

Dude, non-ironic talk, this is so real. Like, the feels from the real are real.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#337925: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:52:25 AM

I know, that was my life cycle, minus the part where my maternal unit tore open the chrysalis and tried to talk the developing butterfly-unicorn into reverting back into a caterpillar.

edited 17th Jun '15 9:52:56 AM by GhostElm


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