@ Smartysis. At what I wrote?
@ Hollymum. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
@ Smartysis. Excuse me, sis. But I'm serious. I can't believe you won't take my identity seriously. It's honestly people like you who are putting progress back. It's because I'm a POC of colour and you're literally oppressing me with your whiteness. I get it now.
@ Engi. -hugs-
@ Dad. Excuse me. Triggered.
edited 13th Jun '15 5:45:05 PM by Inhopelessguy

thanks :) crowds tend to gather when i draw at school