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BUT IF SOLLY ISN'T HERE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF NOT HAVING CHAPPED LIPS?! THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE CHAPPED.
*slobbers all over vlk's lips*
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CHICKADEE CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN
YA HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YA BRAIN STOPS TICKIN'
WATCHIN' X-FILES WIT NO LIGHTS ON
WE'RE DANS LA MAISON
I HOPE THE SMOKEY MAN'S IN THIS ONE
LIKE HARRISON FORD, I'M GETTING FRANTIC
LIKE STING, I'M TANTRIC
LIKE SNICKERS, GUARANTEED TO SATISFY
LIKE KUROSAWA, I MAKE MAD FILMS
...'KAY, I DON'T MAKE FILMS...
BUT IF I DID THEY'D HAVE A SAMURAI
GOTTA GET A SET OF BETTER CLUBS
GOTTA FIND THE KIND WITH TINY NUBS
JUST SO MY IRONS AREN'T ALWAYS FLYIN' OFF THE BACKSWING
GOTTA GET IN TUNE WITH SAILOR MOON
'CAUSE THAT CARTOON HAS GOT THE
BOOM
ANIME BABES THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING
edited 12th Jun '15 10:58:58 AM by SolipSchism
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DREAM OF THE 90S
ALSO HITLER WAS A MAN, NOT FIVE SWASTIKAS
Yeah I did not exist in the 80s. Well, as a fetus, I existed in the latter part of 1989, but that barely counts.
I did exist in the 50s, when I went back in time to bang my grandma and father my father hopey, who is also my son, because I fathered him.
edited 12th Jun '15 11:18:41 AM by SolipSchism
Remember when people were content to be unambitious? Sleep to eleven? Just hangout with their friends? You'd have no occupations whatsoever. Maybe you work a couple of hours a week at a coffee shop? All the hot girls wear glasses. Remember the 90's when they'd encourage you to be weird? It was just an amazing time where people would go to see something like the Jim Rose sideshow circus and watch someone hang something from their penis? You could grow up to want to be a clown. People went to clown school! In Portland it's almost like cars don't exist, right? People ride bikes or double-decker bikes. They ride unicycles. They ride the tram. They ride skateboards!
I GOT DISTRACTED TYPING A BUNCH OF STUFF TO LIKE A MILLION DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND PRETENDING TO WORK BECAUSE THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall

MAN UP AND BUY SOME DUDE-STICK YOU — PERSON!!!! ARG!
YES! THIS IS A PAGE TOPPER! WHY DO YOU ASK?
edited 12th Jun '15 10:46:20 AM by GhostElm