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IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
The Paedofinder General
#1: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:48:28 PM

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

It awes me that this book exists, and I love the fact the picture on the front is a Crème brûlée.

Semen is not only nutritious...

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#4: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:52:09 PM

I hope the guys ate pinneaples. I heard is tastier that way.

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ColdFriction Since: Oct, 2010
#5: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:53:11 PM

Ain't no way I'm eating skeet. Period.

edited 17th Oct '10 2:57:58 PM by ColdFriction

IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
The Paedofinder General
#6: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:53:48 PM

@ Cold Friction

No no your own, I assume any way, or you might ending up milking your male house guests.

Edit:

Read the back cover, it is worth it.

edited 17th Oct '10 2:54:22 PM by IanExMachina

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#7: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:54:14 PM

But you would eat your own? :P

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#8: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:54:28 PM

I was under the impression these were things for guys to make for their girlfriends, actually.

nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#9: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:55:10 PM

^ But they could get pregnant! Or not. I'm not entirely sure.

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IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
The Paedofinder General
#10: Oct 17th 2010 at 2:55:17 PM

^^^

Well if I was poor as: "It is inexpensive to produce and commonly available in many homes.."

edited 17th Oct '10 2:55:29 PM by IanExMachina

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
AchromaticSky Golbat from Long Island Since: Oct, 2009
#11: Oct 17th 2010 at 3:22:30 PM

The existence of this book is High Octane Nightmare Fuel in and of itself.

"I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese."
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#12: Oct 17th 2010 at 3:39:49 PM

Gwonam's recipe for a tasty soup.

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EgregiousEric from space (I am from space) Since: Jun, 2009
#13: Oct 17th 2010 at 3:43:53 PM

"Special cook in your life"? The guy who jerks off into everything he bakes?

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Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#14: Oct 18th 2010 at 9:11:42 AM

...I... what? ....how does one react to this existing??

...I kind of want to know if there's a recipe for cumdrop jellies.

Mapi "keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?" from Sakurakou Keionbu Since: Aug, 2011
"keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?"
#15: Oct 18th 2010 at 9:12:42 AM

I am genuinely intrigued by this.

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rjung He's just some guy, you know? from Fifth and Main (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
He's just some guy, you know?
#16: Oct 18th 2010 at 9:40:02 AM

Someone really likes bukkake...

—R.J.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#17: Oct 18th 2010 at 9:49:12 AM

Well, to each their own.

But I'm gonna say: No. Just... No.

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Drakyndra Her with the hat from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2001
Her with the hat
#18: Oct 18th 2010 at 10:06:55 AM

I find this hilarious.

I am also assuming that this is a great big joke, and that no-one ever actually buys this book as anything other than a lulzy gift for their mates.

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Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#19: Oct 18th 2010 at 10:18:28 AM

I am genuinely intrigued by this.




why

Mapi "keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?" from Sakurakou Keionbu Since: Aug, 2011
"keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?"
#20: Oct 18th 2010 at 10:19:40 AM

Maybe someone out there actually wants to have this stuff in their food.

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FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#21: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:41:34 AM

If anybody ever actually makes anything from this book, I'd give them something awesome that doesn't involve me shilling out large amounts of money, material things, or personal time.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#23: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:46:29 AM

Doubtful...

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nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#24: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:52:41 AM

Lol, I didn't know she was a girl. Sorry tongue

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FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#25: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:59:23 AM

And there doesn't seem to be a counterpart "Cooking With Vaginal Lubricant, Cervical Mucus, Or God Help You, Menstrual Blood" yet.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

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