I would suggest you talk to him. Your kindness to this strange creature will be rewarded much later as he repays your kindness at a pivotal moment. Alternatively, perhaps he's some kind of mutant with dormant mutant powers, and your kindness towards him will be the thing that ultimately keeps him from destroying humanity.
Also, I've decided to be Wrong Genre Savvy.
Are you not entertained?Grab him by the head an wrestle him into submission! With luck he can become our first minion on our path towards world domination!
AND NO ONE SITS ON BETTY THE TANTRUM THROWERS LEG!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Lick him back. It'll be funny.
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What? I don't have to advocate the evil overlord route all the time you know.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Push him off. We don't want to mess with the Relationship Meters this early.
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."Lick him back! We won't be licked by him, he'll be the one who's licked!
We'll give him a licking, right fellas?
Great, now Betty's going to grow up to be a furry. Not That There's Anything Wrong with That.
First time the "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer will be used. Betty is waiting in line at a large department store and an and I quote "extremely well-endowed woman" in front of him. She smiles. She looks like she might be fun to talk to. Are we inquisitive and ask questions? He could also be shy and stay quiet.
I can imagine this. Betty is with his mom, and the lady with Gag Boobs is standing behind them. We'll need to send Betty to Marshmallow Hell. We should be curious and ask questions. If we be as cute as can be, we should get hugged by her.
edited 15th May '10 6:10:15 PM by Daionusthe23rd
Probe this mortal for information! It could be most invaluable...
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Talk to her and gain information, what little we can! If we're lucky, we will get Marshmallow Hell, thus balancing out the Furry Factor.
edited 16th May '10 11:53:23 AM by Little_Serge
“This happy breed of men, this little world, this precious stone set in a silver’d sea.."

A furry man? Hmm....be frightened. Be very frigtened And point at him.