You no longer exist.
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
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Sure Maria can wield every single weapon... But it might not be enough against a Reality Warper.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
It's a drop kick!!
Gristknife
Refracts laser sword, causing DEATH.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
The Plum and Only
Acid'll work it's way through... eventually.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Polite smartass.
I don't know exactly who the above avatar is, but I'm fairly sure that even the best fantasy warrior can't fight without tendons.
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
A Pheasant Experience
Mine, no contest.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Depending how eldritch that thing is, could be an interesting fight.
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Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
It would be a long (and awesome) fight, but I think Kratos would win in the end.
The Drive-Thru Whale wins by default.
Not even Haruhi can stand the horrors that lie within the Drive-Thru Whale.
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Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Dance-off? Tricky...
edited 5th Nov '10 4:06:48 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A Pheasant Experience
Mine.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
82123
I don't know what it is, but unless it has epic guitar/synth/singing skills or it's a normal (and highly unfair) fight, it'd lose.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Lucky for me Eddie does indeed have such skills.
82123
Eddie is awesome.
Freezepop is awesome.
This would probably be a tie (at least, in terms of guitar. I dunno about the synth, but Eddie likes straight rock, so I don't think he'd be as good at that. Oh, well. For fairness we'll go with straight guitar.)
edited 5th Nov '10 4:35:33 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
*dances*
Reynard: Is this supposed to be a battle of some sort? A battle of wits, perhaps? I shall listen to this interesting music some more while I think about things.
*loses*
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Elite Soldier
Unless he can pull something supernatural, Reynard gets his ass shot off.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
A Pheasant Experience
Whelp, there's only two people that have been able to defeat this thing, and Captain Mitchell doesn't happen to be one of them, so I'm going to say that my avatar wins.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Elite Soldier
How is Captain Mitchell supposed to fight an Eldritch Abomination?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Probably Mitchell.
edited 5th Nov '10 8:20:01 PM by Zudak
^ Apparently Russian dude in futuristic chem/anti-rad/space suit
vs
< Archetypical sly fox.
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< Easy.
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Are you kidding? Looking at that grin, I'd say they're friends. If they had to fight, I'd say you're right. Last I checked, Reynard was clever, not a shapeshifter.
edited 5th Nov '10 8:25:21 PM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
No one can stand the wrath of the cat's bus form. Well... No one unarmed.
edited 5th Nov '10 8:24:00 PM by vaguelyyaoilookingcatboy
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
But it can play Rad Racer in-Boom, Headshot!-