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Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Oct 29th 2010 at 9:04:01 PM

We look at the above avatar and our current one, and decide who would win in a fight and why. As the first post, I would think my avatar could defeat nothingness...

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin
Oct 29th 2010 at 9:08:32 PM

Only with backup from Gillian. I am not programmed for combat.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality
A Pheasant Experience
Oct 29th 2010 at 9:09:52 PM

That depends, is my avatar real or not. If not, well obviously it would lose. If it's real though...

edited 29th Oct '10 9:10:07 PM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Oct 29th 2010 at 10:01:40 PM

My kitty would either shoot laser beams at it or play with it. Either way kitteh wins.

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
KarlzBelena from hell
Oct 29th 2010 at 10:10:14 PM

Hope kitty doesn't mind being vivisected.

we are not the same you will hear my voice
Strigon Planet-Killer
Planet-Killer
Oct 30th 2010 at 12:28:47 AM

The Ork Pirate would win. Ernest would be scared shitless and run.

I am now posting as Earl of Sandvich
Oct 30th 2010 at 12:30:38 AM

I guess I could just scare him off.

Oct 30th 2010 at 12:37:54 AM

Depends. If there's an abundance of adolescent girls around, Bieber pretty much wins as he now has his own personal army. Otherwise... Yeah, he's screwed.

tachikaze from Australia
Oct 30th 2010 at 12:41:09 AM

How does Bieber respond to really hot coffee projectiles? Let's find out.

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
Oct 30th 2010 at 2:48:51 AM

You have hot coffee. I've got the magical sword and suit of armour. I think we know who's going to win this fight. Just so long as you don't realise I'm allergic to coffee...

edited 30th Oct '10 2:49:40 AM by Phoenixor

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:35:39 AM

Santa Prime would rip off HIS FACE! But only if he was naughty.

Lemurian from Touhou fanboy attic Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:40:20 AM

...Santa Prime. No discussion.

Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Strigon Planet-Killer
Planet-Killer
Oct 30th 2010 at 11:30:14 AM

My money's on Caleb.

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
Oct 30th 2010 at 11:36:58 AM

Unless Special Stardust can kill a... vampire? I'd give it to the above.

Then again, not sure what stuff Gamzee has as weapons at that point in time.

I have a message from another time...
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Oct 30th 2010 at 2:23:33 PM

Depends on if mine gets his giant Crobat. If so, that avatar is screwed.

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
Oct 30th 2010 at 2:25:43 PM

Megatron blasts him and his crobat into dust.

VPhantom Man on a Mission
Man on a Mission
Oct 30th 2010 at 3:08:22 PM

Face to face: No contest; Megatron would vaporize Judau.

But piloting the ZZ Gundam: It would actually be a tough fight for both parts. In the end, Judau would manage to repel Megatron thanks to his High Mega Cannon, but Megatron would survive to fight another day and the ZZ would end up heavily damaged.

edited 30th Oct '10 3:08:48 PM by VPhantom

"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
mrsaturn Youkai Serious
Youkai Serious
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:12:16 PM

Giant mecha versus berry shooting danmaku from its eyes?

...my bet's on the robot, thanks to something called "legs".

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality
A Pheasant Experience
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:19:07 PM

That depends, if my avatar is just a model, then the berry wins. If not, then not even the berry's danmaku powers will save it...

edited 30th Oct '10 7:19:55 PM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:22:53 PM

If it's a model: Hocus takes it home with him or makes it disappear.

If it isn't a model: Hocus is effectively immortal if he has his gauntlet, but if it's removed, he's as good as dead.

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:23:57 PM

Actually, y'know what? No.

WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EX-TER-MI-NAAAAATE!

edited 30th Oct '10 7:24:46 PM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Oct 30th 2010 at 7:30:06 PM

Hmm. Depends. Would the voodoo doll work on a Dalek?

Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Oct 31st 2010 at 10:59:50 AM

A fel wind is blowing. Spirits rise from their graves, and practicioners of the Dark Arts feel their power waxing. The moon itself hides her face, in shame at the horrors that play out below. For this is All Hallow's Eve (over here at least), and mighty Czernabog arises from his prison of stone.

Tonight, of all nights, he is without peer. He is darkness made real, the eldritch shriek in the night, the shadow in the forest, the fear that lurks behind every man's head. And the land itself shall tremble under his shadow, and the dead shall dance and sing his praises. Let Men hide in their fragile houses, clutching their weapons in feeble hope; let the dogs whine and howl, for they remember the savagery of the wild forces.

Czernabog has risen, and so Terror rides with him!

Cower, Men, in your houses of matchsticks! Tremble, mortals, who would presume to keep away the night! Huddle with your little loved ones, and hide your faces lest you attract his mighty and terrible gaze!

Bow before your master made flesh, oh witches and sorcerers! Praise and glorify him, that he might spare you on this night of wrath!

Czernabog has awoken, and if few dare look at him, NONE MAY STAND AGAINST HIM!

...

So Yeah, mine would win.


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