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Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#76: May 4th 2010 at 6:08:33 AM

Me: Thats cute Kid you have there, tofu. You would make a nice mommy if you wanted to. (Looks at the troll) what do you want troll?(ings out shuraba, his tradmark sword)

edited 4th May '10 6:09:13 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#77: May 4th 2010 at 6:08:34 AM

*slips from Tofu's hand and bites a troll*

Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#78: May 4th 2010 at 6:10:35 AM

Me: Thanks for slowing it down. (Runs at it and flash steps behind it, seathing his sword and the troll has been cut down into hundreds of pieces.) heh, not really all that strong, was he.)

edited 4th May '10 6:10:50 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#79: May 4th 2010 at 6:10:36 AM

@Demon: Watch the power! This isn't an internet "how big are my balls" contest- we don't need some level 50 Orc Shaman wrecking shit. Weaknesses. Do you have ANY?

Tofu looks at the hybrid with a mixture of surprise and humor. Aye, y'thin' so?

When the snake bites the troll, her grin grows as Alfred freezes the troll as well. Good snake! She ponders how to praise Alfred. Good... freezy man? And she just failed her INT roll. Probably for the better she didn't get involved, she only has that wrench.

edited 4th May '10 6:11:45 AM by Tofu

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#80: May 4th 2010 at 6:10:40 AM

"Hey, demon-angel dude, the young girl's her sister." Alfred corrected.

However, the troll manages to swing its club, throwing Alfred down.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#81: May 4th 2010 at 6:12:17 AM

Me: Huh, another one. Yets just hope your stronger than that other one. (8goes up to it and brings it down on the club, and slices it it in half.)

(OOC:@ Tofu. Sorry, Being a natural Demon angel hybrid practically scremas high tier. Wasn't meant to show off. He's weak against against really strong holy magic)

edited 4th May '10 6:14:15 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#82: May 4th 2010 at 6:12:41 AM

-emerges from bar, still examining cards-

Hmph. I suppose it was inevitable...

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#83: May 4th 2010 at 6:13:24 AM

And now Tofu leaps to action. Hey, don't ye' be knockin' down me friends! She sets Nessa down. Nessa immediately runs over to Alfred and starts shaking him to try and wake him up.

Tofu jumps onto a troll's back and starts beating it about the head with a wrench. Confused, it throws its arms up and flings her onto the ground. Y'cheeky sod! She looks stunned for a sec.

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#85: May 4th 2010 at 6:14:20 AM

The troll roars as it is dying.

"Time to show who's the coolest magician in Tropeshire!" Alfred called as he loaded his Mythril sword with even more ice, making it gigantic.

With a horizontal cut, the troll exploded.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#86: May 4th 2010 at 6:15:24 AM

Me: you all right (Blushes at tofu's bretty face.) wel lets just hope your not too injured (Looks at the snake stabbing the trolls eyes out) heh, good snake. (See it blow up) Not bad.

edited 4th May '10 6:15:44 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#87: May 4th 2010 at 6:16:02 AM

...*is eying sword of hybrid*

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#88: May 4th 2010 at 6:16:03 AM

-walks outside to see if the fight is stilll ongoing-

GUARDS!! TO ME!!!

Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#89: May 4th 2010 at 6:16:57 AM

Tofu watches the explosion from the ground. Explodin' troll! Me life's complete. She's still dazed. Nessa walks over now that Alfred's up and pats her cheek. Aye, gimme a sec, just need tae figgur' where me arse's at... She finally stands. Whelp, I'm rusty aftae' all.

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#90: May 4th 2010 at 6:17:01 AM

-Strolls happily along, whistling a little tune, eventually reaching the city outskirts. Suddenly, I seem to hear the sounds of a fight up ahead!-

This could be worth checking out.

-Walks in on the scene-

Oh, what is this? Trolls? A demon/Angel/whatever guy? Fighting?

Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to be the plot, would you?

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#91: May 4th 2010 at 6:17:34 AM

Me: (The Sword shuraba glows red, having part of the soul of th eDemon god of War from hell, its natural that it would after feeding on blood from that other, weaker troll.) And yes, l3wt sir, we are inded the plot. Now no Derailing now.

edited 4th May '10 6:18:06 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#92: May 4th 2010 at 6:17:47 AM

"Hey." Alfred stares down the hybrid. "Don't give her funny looks, my dear sir."

"I'm a Special Agent of the Town Guard. Namely, their Liaison with the Magic Academy. I am talented at both magic and swordsmanship."

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#93: May 4th 2010 at 6:18:45 AM

...*tries to eat l3wt because he reminded the snake of mice*

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#94: May 4th 2010 at 6:19:33 AM

-Guards come running-

Get someone to clean up this mess! Then tell me who exactly was on watch today, because they let a troll into my city!

Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#95: May 4th 2010 at 6:19:52 AM

M: Oh, o you have a thing for her. Not a bad catch I would say, and a cute accent and younger sister, too.

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#96: May 4th 2010 at 6:20:13 AM

"Hey, Captain. It seems that the Dark Empire's afoot. Look at the sole of the troll; it's got their mark."

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#97: May 4th 2010 at 6:21:09 AM

Pleasure to meet you, sir.

I'm...

Why is this thing trying to eat me?!

-Attempts to pry off Spooky-

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Tachyonwolf Since: Apr, 2010
#98: May 4th 2010 at 6:21:19 AM

A huge guard walks up. He is wearing shining armor. Oh gosh. Not again. Every one stop!!!! Why are you killing these trolls? Do not trolls have the right to live as well?

(OOC: He is lawful stupid.)

edited 4th May '10 6:21:57 AM by Tachyonwolf

Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#99: May 4th 2010 at 6:21:49 AM

Excuse me captain, but I feel you should know that the Archmage was just murdered.

-disappears down a dark alley-

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#100: May 4th 2010 at 6:22:30 AM

"Yes, Mr Guardsman, I normally get along with trolls. But trolls who swing their clubs at innocent townsfolk aren't the good guys, you know?"

Overhears about the Archmage "WHAT? THE ARCHMAGE, MURDERED?"

edited 4th May '10 6:23:04 AM by Kinkajou

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

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