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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#4001: Aug 31st 2010 at 4:01:35 PM

-The door again reforms to fit the architecture of the rest of the building, just larger-

"Presumably His Majesty thought that favours would not be penalised. Nor that Atrellia did not possess stable stairs. Or would you prefer rubble in a holy place? If you wish, I can undo it again and this line of conversation can be dropped..."

-she begins to raise the staff, expression blank-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#4002: Aug 31st 2010 at 4:40:19 PM

"That would be preferable to-" Brother Patrick

"Enough... we'll keep the eyesore for now, and knock it down to rebuild after the wounded are treated. We don't want dust affecting anyones chances of survival." Colonel Roxanne

EDIT: (The colonel smiles wryly)

"Full bill for the repair will, of course, be sent to the paladins head office."

edited 31st Aug '10 4:55:00 PM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#4003: Aug 31st 2010 at 5:27:24 PM

"Seeing as it now completely matches the rest of the building, that will likely not be necessary. What do you wish to discuss beyond ecumenical matters? My retinue is in need of rest."

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#4004: Sep 1st 2010 at 8:46:42 AM

"The only thing that matters at this point. Getting your retinue to Trell alive. We're here to inform you that the Rhegian militia will be escorting the diplomatic party from this moment on. We are to leave as soon as you feel ready to continue." Colonel Roxanne

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4005: Sep 3rd 2010 at 3:29:56 PM

The patchwork beast tracked the magic back to a particular town, in a particular church, the magic that knocked a golem of such grandeur. It work think purple clothing, it's twisted face covered by a veil thrown over it face, tented by a single horn jutting from the side, everything completely covered. The only thing still seen was the fact that that beast was eight feet tall, towering over any guards at the entrance of the town. He wondered if he would be denied entrance but lacking any of that he would head straight for the chapel of light.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#4006: Sep 3rd 2010 at 6:14:07 PM

"Uh... commander, I think a giant is approaching!" Guard

"Don't be so rude, he's clearly got a growth issue. Let him through!" Captain

"Captain I'm telling you, there's something..."

"Oh, Gods above, such manners! I'm telling you, mega-phobia will not be tolerated! Not while I'm on watch!"

(To giant)

"Come right in my good friend! I apologies for my subordinate here! Open the gates!"

(The city gates open.)

edited 3rd Sep '10 6:14:22 PM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4007: Sep 3rd 2010 at 7:47:59 PM

Mustn't laught. Mustn't laugh. Mustn't laugh. He wondered if they would even be suspicious at his face being completely covered but then how was an eight foot tall man going to be inconspicious anyway?

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#4008: Sep 4th 2010 at 7:13:52 AM

(However, as the creature walks through the gate, the (possibly) more sensible citizens scream in panic and start running in all directions. One woman goes into hysterics screaming "GIAAAAAANT... GIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!")

edited 4th Sep '10 7:14:05 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#4009: Sep 4th 2010 at 8:08:33 AM

-Sir Mostrue jolts upright-

What's going on?!

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#4010: Sep 4th 2010 at 9:59:15 AM

-The other giant strides out to see what the problem is.-

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#4012: Sep 4th 2010 at 12:45:42 PM

-The Black Bludgeon follows the screaming guard's trail in reverse, looking for whatever it was that disturbed him.-

edited 4th Sep '10 12:45:54 PM by Chabal2

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#4013: Sep 4th 2010 at 1:07:07 PM

-The Diplomatiker pinches the bridge of her nose, then shifts back to battle mode, the legionnaires standing at attention-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#4014: Sep 4th 2010 at 1:16:49 PM

-Sir Mostrue is about to run out of the room when he is held back by the medical staff-

"I'm sorry sir, but you're just not ready yet."

I. AM!

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#4016: Sep 4th 2010 at 4:03:25 PM

Very last post before I go on holiday on Tv tropes, so someone will have to take over my character and the current plotline for a week.

If you won't let us to the front lines, at least let us fight! Mostrues magic and my bow will at least offer support! We're strong enough for that!

edited 4th Sep '10 4:04:09 PM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4017: Sep 5th 2010 at 1:42:18 AM

He is like eight feet tall, it's not like he's bloody titan!

Or so that's what he thinks in disappointment as everyone runs and screams from him. It does not stop him turning towards the temple of light when he sees it.

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#4018: Sep 5th 2010 at 1:46:41 AM

-The Black Bludgeon, having taken a different path than the eight-footer, grabs a random screamer and hoists him up to eye level. The man instantly shuts up, and points a trembling arm in the direction of the temple. When gently put down, he continues trembling until his body's instinct finally defeats his fear, and heads for a bar.-

-The Black Bludgeon heads for the temple.-

God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4019: Sep 5th 2010 at 2:28:59 AM

Politely, the beast cloaked beast man knocks on the door.

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#4020: Sep 6th 2010 at 1:54:11 AM

-The Black Bludgeon arrives at the temple in time to see the mysterious creature knock on the door. He heads for it, readying his sword.-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#4021: Sep 6th 2010 at 8:18:28 AM

-Grumbling, Sir Mostrue stuns the people clustered around him using magic, and storms out of the church-

Locking you up on radar since '09
God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4022: Sep 6th 2010 at 7:10:31 PM

When Sir Mostrue comes out, Mohan holds up his hand, "Excuse me, sir?" The giant draped in purple asks, "May I ask you a question?"

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#4023: Sep 7th 2010 at 11:57:05 AM

-Sir Mostrue stops, temporarily unsure what to do as the giant addresses him. He regains his composure and nods-

Yes, you may.

Locking you up on radar since '09
God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#4024: Sep 7th 2010 at 8:11:44 PM

"Do you know which mage destroyed the giant golem outside of town?"

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#4025: Sep 8th 2010 at 8:26:52 AM

-Sir Mostrue pauses-

Er... that would be me. Why?

Locking you up on radar since '09

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