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Keybreak (Long Runner)
#1: May 3rd 2010 at 7:08:26 PM

link because I love ya :)

In the country of Troperland, where knights, dragons, princesses, wizards, and mutton come together, heroes will rise, villains will fall, and the cauldron of story will bubble over.

-walks out into the town square of the capital city of Tropeshire- What a great day. -unsheaths sword- Time for adventure.

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#2: May 3rd 2010 at 7:34:45 PM

The capital city, while prosperous is not without its shadier operations afoot. One of these is the plague of thieves that live in the city. Leanan is not one of them.

Thief: Hehe, that elf lady didn't know what hit her... Now for my spoils.... Hmm, a piece of parchment? *reads* I prepared binding runes today... what's that supposed to mean? *ethereal chains wrap the thief*

It means you just got beaten at your own game, lowlife. And I'm no elf, I'm a sidhe. *takes possessions* Hmm, nice dagger, don't mind if I keep it. Now, to turn you in...

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#3: May 3rd 2010 at 7:42:44 PM

-talking to the local merchant to pick up a few things- That's right, a few loaves of bread and a pair of waterskins. Thank you. -passing him a few coins- That should be enough. -turning to look down alley- Hey, what's that...?

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#4: May 3rd 2010 at 7:59:13 PM

Thief: HELP, HELP I'M BEIN' OPPRESSED!!!

Be quiet, like anyone will believe you.

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#5: May 4th 2010 at 4:22:56 AM

Me: What is this, A theif, crying for help? What a riot (Llaughs out loud as his demon and angel wings spread out bounceign with each chuckle as he flies off, not waiting to tell any of his fallen angel and demon brethren about what funny shit he saw today. He spies keybreak and narrows Eyes)

thinking: (Hey didn't this guy Make a {{Gainax Ending}} along with leanan in the previous game where the world ended? if that happens again I will be pissed off to no end.)

He lowers himself down near by the too tropers waiting to see what will bring with traveling with them.

edited 4th May '10 4:32:03 AM by Demongodofchaos

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#6: May 4th 2010 at 4:41:47 AM

((OOC: That's not happening this time, and if it is I have a contingency plan.))

Thief: LET GO OF ME, YOU POINTY-EARED HARLOT!!!

Leanan: One more word out of you, and I'll shove a stake where the sun don't shine.

Thief: ...

edited 4th May '10 4:42:00 AM by Leanan

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#7: May 4th 2010 at 4:55:17 AM

A girl, aged about 17, peeks out of a nearby room. She is wearing simple but asymmetrical clothes and a pair of goggles that, quite possibly, are too big for her head as one of the lenses keeps slipping over her eye. Behind her is what appears to be a little girl in an ornate white dress who looks a bit frightened.

Huh? Oh boy. Git behind me, kiddo.

She pushes the child behind her, picks up a nearby wrench and fixes her goggles before strolling outside. Well, what's gettin' on 'round here? Is it just me or do we have a bit of a kerfluffle goin' on? Her voice is loud and strong and she carries a bit of Dwarvish inflection.

edited 4th May '10 12:25:21 PM by Tofu

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#8: May 4th 2010 at 4:59:01 AM

Well, well, well, what's going on here?

-A very large man in shining silver plate appears-

A disturbance of the peace? Not on my watch!

edited 4th May '10 4:59:34 AM by Chabal2

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#9: May 4th 2010 at 4:59:36 AM

A young magician sees the young girl and notes her soft features. "She's quite lovely", he notes to himself.

Opening his spellbook, he recites the incantation for an invisibility spell, and sneaks into town.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#10: May 4th 2010 at 5:01:41 AM

-A tall figure in a black hooded robe strides ominously through the streets-

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#11: May 4th 2010 at 5:01:47 AM

The wrench girl looks at the armored man and laughs. Aye, captain Cha, be coolin' yer jets! This oughta' get interestin' in a minute, aye?

The girl in white runs out of where the wrench girl was before, hiding behind her.

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#12: May 4th 2010 at 5:02:13 AM

Good noon, sir Knight, would you do me the fine favor of escorting this wretched thief to the court? I caught him pick-pocketing in the town square.

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#13: May 4th 2010 at 5:03:12 AM

The young magician pokes the Captain, before disappearing into the crowd.

"I love magic".

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#14: May 4th 2010 at 5:03:16 AM

(A thief? Could it be the One? .... I must wait, and see how this develops.)

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#15: May 4th 2010 at 5:04:30 AM

Well, as Captain of the City Guard, I'll have to ask you both to come to the local guard post to clear this out, unless of course you feel this little matter can be resolved to everyone's satisfaction?

edited 4th May '10 5:04:55 AM by Chabal2

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#16: May 4th 2010 at 5:06:37 AM

In his hurry to the magic academy, the magician dropped a rare feather.

"Best to ignore it", he thought. What he did not spot, however, was the crowd near the Academy.

He bumped into the hooded figure, muttering apologies.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Tofu gtfo Steve from Minecraft Since: Jan, 2001
gtfo Steve
#17: May 4th 2010 at 5:07:11 AM

Wrenchy frowns. She wanted to watch. Aye, well, y'sure 'bout that? Augh, aye.

The younger girl looks up and recieves a pat on the head. Aye, don't you be worryin' naugh. I'm sure nothin's gonnae happen.

However, Wrenchy sees the feather. Aye, what's this? She picks it up and looks at it. Question is, can she tell what it's from?

edited 4th May '10 5:08:04 AM by Tofu

be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#18: May 4th 2010 at 5:07:25 AM

I'd be glad to come with, Sir Captain.

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#19: May 4th 2010 at 5:07:45 AM

-mounts a pitch-black steed and follows the captain at a distance-

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#20: May 4th 2010 at 5:07:54 AM

And this scruffy-looking gentleman?

Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#21: May 4th 2010 at 5:08:34 AM

The thief, or the inquisitor?

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#22: May 4th 2010 at 5:09:51 AM

The individual you claim has stolen from you. We're quite proud of our "innocent until proven guilty" system here in Tropeshire.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#23: May 4th 2010 at 5:10:12 AM

The magician spots Wrenchy holding the feather, and removes his enchantment.

"I can't help but notice you have something important belonging to me", he called. "Can I have it back?"

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#24: May 4th 2010 at 5:11:16 AM

Well, thief, speak up.

Thief: I stole from her!! Please don't hurt me!! My stolen goods are in her sack.

Feel free to search it.

edited 4th May '10 5:11:23 AM by Leanan

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#25: May 4th 2010 at 5:14:03 AM

Good!

-looks through sack-

One dagger, was it? Well, I'll bring this miscreant along to jail. I wish you a good day.

-Grabs thief by wrists, and hoists him like a potato sack, before noticing crowd-

BREAK IT UP, FOLKS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

-goes off to local guard post-


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