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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1: Aug 5th 2010 at 3:51:42 AM

Muahahahaha! Ze nuke is nearly ready!

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#2: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:10:45 AM

-pours ginger ale on your computers-

And now they're not.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#3: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:11:57 AM

-Drinks up the ginger ale-

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#4: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:18:16 AM

*sigh*

So, where are you sending these nukes anyways?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#5: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:22:00 AM

TO THE MOON, OF COURSE!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#6: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:50:13 AM

But, the moon? The fragments would rain over all the earth, destroying us all.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#7: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:53:07 AM

Exactly -twirls moustache-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#8: Aug 5th 2010 at 4:57:47 AM

It will pull THE MOOOOON out of its OOOORRRRRRBIT!

Now, let's see if my tachyon capacitor for the missile is working correctly...

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#9: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:04:13 AM

Fine. Guess I'll solve this my way.

-starts pulling wires out of the tachyon capacitator-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#10: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:10:34 AM

No, you fool! My beautiful, beautiful tachyon capacitor!

-shoves Yarrunmace out of the way and fixes the capacitor-

Do you not understand what you're doing?!

-aims a small raygun at him-

No-one shall deny us this last revenge.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#11: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:19:04 AM

What did the world do to you?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#12: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:32:50 AM

...Do you remember The Moscow Incident?

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#13: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:36:30 AM

Erm...sorry. I was asleep for the last half of European History. What incident?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#14: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:39:48 AM

The Moscow Incident. The one involving Lavochkin and various other aerospace companies.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#15: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:43:05 AM

Nope, nothing.

-starts pulling out wires while Flanker is talking-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#16: Aug 5th 2010 at 5:56:28 AM

-fires a shot dangerously close to Yarrunmace-

Stop that or you'll find yourself minus a few critical organs. And anyway, that's a triplex system, so redundancy is built in.

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Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#17: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:09:47 AM

phut-donk, phut-donk, phut-donk, phut-donk, phut-donk, phut-donk

FOOL! I HAVE JUST FINISHED RIVETING THE REAL CAPACITER...and it's panel...IN PLACE!

IT CAN NO LONGER BE SUBJECT TO YOUR MEDDLING!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#18: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:18:33 AM

...Fine. I'm going to the Mars colony. Let me know when you guys want to make sense.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#19: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:20:02 AM

Say goodbye to the solar system!

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Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#20: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:26:30 AM

Oh nononono. You're staying her to witness our MOMENT OF TRIUMPH!

*activates force-field*

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#21: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:29:13 AM

-cackles madly-

Yes!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#22: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:29:57 AM

Hey. Who says I can't witness it on the safety of mars?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#23: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:32:45 AM

We say. That, and Mars is in the solar system.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#24: Aug 5th 2010 at 6:39:39 AM

You know, this rage against the universe is starting to get out of hand. Why don't we just talk about our feelings?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#25: Aug 5th 2010 at 10:44:57 AM

well, I had a bad night's sleep last night, so I'm really irritable.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.

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