Rescue offspring, Skin the man alive, then turn his skin into a blanket for your offspring. Then throw the man into a barrel of salt.
You are under attack by 6 tanks.
edited 7th Apr '10 2:52:57 PM by Megamet
"That's not how it works here. First, we have to argue incessantly over semantics. Then, one of us has to hurt one or all of us."Cut a pair of jeans in half, take another pair and cut those in half. Then, use a flamethrower to melt the jeans together, thus creating an extra large pair of jeans.
Someone's trying to force you into doing something you don't want to.
edited 7th Apr '10 3:03:28 PM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09I have yet to encounter a problem of this variety that can't be solved with liberal application of a six foot-long chainsword with a bolt-on flamethrower.
You are trapped in a Lotus-Eater Machine! What do!?
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Planescape Hijack
Momentarily cease the violence, which since I'm in this topic is what makes me happy, which breaks the illusion, which allows me to violence whoever put me in the machine and also the machine itself.
I am dissatisfied with this
response.
Get a better response from the poster using a Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique.
My problem was thumped by the stick of problem-wangst thumping.
edited 7th Apr '10 7:38:38 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.Punch everyone who has an undropped pencil.
I want to have a PS 2.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Carve a bloody path of destruction across the land, all the way to another store.
The Scout wants your sandvich! What now?
Break into your neighbor's home, kick his dog, and steal his coffee filters.
You're at the beach! Some guy is apparently drowning, and is screaming for you to help!
edited 8th Apr '10 8:57:13 AM by l3wt
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.

Four words: Roaring Rampage of Revenge
There is too much violence in this topic.
Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.