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Wheezy @TheCSJones on everything else. from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
@TheCSJones on everything else.
#101: Apr 7th 2010 at 2:38:58 PM

Four words: Roaring Rampage of Revenge

There is too much violence in this topic.

Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.
Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#102: Apr 7th 2010 at 2:40:44 PM

Kill everyone in the topic, or barring that, sew their lips shut.

Too many people are being unnecessarily "meta" with forum topics A man shoves your offspring into a lake.

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
Megamet from Under your feet Since: Jun, 2009
#103: Apr 7th 2010 at 2:52:10 PM

Rescue offspring, Skin the man alive, then turn his skin into a blanket for your offspring. Then throw the man into a barrel of salt.

You are under attack by 6 tanks.

edited 7th Apr '10 2:52:57 PM by Megamet

"That's not how it works here. First, we have to argue incessantly over semantics. Then, one of us has to hurt one or all of us."
JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#104: Apr 7th 2010 at 2:54:14 PM

I kick them to orbit.

You're sopping for jeans, but they're out of your size.

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#105: Apr 7th 2010 at 3:03:04 PM

Cut a pair of jeans in half, take another pair and cut those in half. Then, use a flamethrower to melt the jeans together, thus creating an extra large pair of jeans.

Someone's trying to force you into doing something you don't want to.

edited 7th Apr '10 3:03:28 PM by Flanker66

Locking you up on radar since '09
l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#106: Apr 7th 2010 at 3:09:14 PM

I have yet to encounter a problem of this variety that can't be solved with liberal application of a six foot-long chainsword with a bolt-on flamethrower.

You are trapped in a Lotus-Eater Machine! What do!?

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#107: Apr 7th 2010 at 3:45:51 PM

Momentarily cease the violence, which since I'm in this topic is what makes me happy, which breaks the illusion, which allows me to violence whoever put me in the machine and also the machine itself.

I am dissatisfied with this response.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#108: Apr 7th 2010 at 7:37:12 PM

Get a better response from the poster using a Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique.

My problem was thumped by the stick of problem-wangst thumping.

edited 7th Apr '10 7:38:38 PM by LeighSabio

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#109: Apr 8th 2010 at 2:51:01 AM

Thump the stick back. That'll show 'em!

Argh! You can't decide what to eat at a restaurant!

Locking you up on radar since '09
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#110: Apr 8th 2010 at 2:52:59 AM

Shoot the waiters until someone brings me something good.

Your cell phone is out of batteries.

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
NiftyLostKite It's me. from Freddy's Since: May, 2009
It's me.
#111: Apr 8th 2010 at 3:12:07 AM

Slam it into a wall socket.

You are blind.

...Let us in...
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#112: Apr 8th 2010 at 3:40:31 AM

Punch myself in the eyes!

You dropped a pencil.

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#113: Apr 8th 2010 at 3:49:45 AM

Punch everyone who has an undropped pencil.

I want to have a PS 2.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#114: Apr 8th 2010 at 4:23:30 AM

Steal one in the night. And leave a bomb in the shop for the lulz.

I'm thirsty.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#115: Apr 8th 2010 at 4:32:40 AM

Liquify everything, then drink that sea.

I wangst.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#116: Apr 8th 2010 at 4:34:57 AM

Turn everything into tang

Cut yourself shaving.

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
KittenOfDoom Where's mai catnip!? from You do NOT want to know Since: Feb, 2010
Where's mai catnip!?
#117: Apr 8th 2010 at 5:57:14 AM

Flay a person alive, take their skin and apply it over my face.

You broke a nail.

Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#118: Apr 8th 2010 at 5:59:02 AM

use a metal nail. to pry off a replacement from a 'willing donor'

I have just given blood, and I don't feel well.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
KittenOfDoom Where's mai catnip!? from You do NOT want to know Since: Feb, 2010
Where's mai catnip!?
#119: Apr 8th 2010 at 6:00:04 AM

Rip off that guy's neck with your bare hands and drink the blood!

Your store is all out of your favorite food.

Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010
#120: Apr 8th 2010 at 7:56:05 AM

Carve a bloody path of destruction across the land, all the way to another store.

The Scout wants your sandvich! What now?

l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#121: Apr 8th 2010 at 8:30:16 AM

Punch out all his blood.

You've encountered an intruiging ethical dilemma!

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#122: Apr 8th 2010 at 8:38:03 AM

Destroy all involved as a Third Option

You realize your bank account has been haxxed into.

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#123: Apr 8th 2010 at 8:48:17 AM

Time to go bank robbin'

You're making coffee, but realise you're out of coffee filters.

l3wt from Land of Hills and Fjords Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#124: Apr 8th 2010 at 8:53:15 AM

Break into your neighbor's home, kick his dog, and steal his coffee filters.

You're at the beach! Some guy is apparently drowning, and is screaming for you to help!

edited 8th Apr '10 8:57:13 AM by l3wt

When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#125: Apr 8th 2010 at 8:54:58 AM

KICK THE OCEAN'S ASS! Rescue the guy, THEN KICK HIS ASS!

Outta soda.

edited 8th Apr '10 8:55:20 AM by TheFan

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou

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