Let 'em go at it and take bets on who wins. Then shoot the survivors.
Not enough hot girls in the world.
Fight smart, not fair.Make a list of all of the taken hot girls you know, then, one by one, "eliminate" their boyfriends.
Now that I'm doing concept art for my webcomic, I'm having trouble getting my original characters to look like I imagine them.
Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.Kill smiley makers.
I want a Super Sentai Mecha toy now.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Kidnap Neil Gaiman and force him to write you into Dave Mc Kean's body.
I need Neil Gaiman's writing skills.
edited 6th Apr '10 8:02:53 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!Slip iocane powder into one of the professors' glasses. Take the survivor's class.
I am addicted to Voltorb Flip.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Take the survivor's class? But there's a job opening for you now!
(Ignore me.)
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Planescape Hijack
Apply a hammer to the pleasure centers of your brain.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuAerosol Flamethrower it and its creator, reducing them to ash. Then blow up the ash pile with a fifty-pound block of C-4.
A Tea Party rally at a town hall meeting being held by one of your senators or representatives.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Blast the Indian restaurant and eat up.
You can't get your [Sound-Effect Bleep]-ing calculator out of its package.
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "Superheat only the corners of the packaging, then send four heat-seeking missiles directly for the package.
THOSE ANNOYING!@^&#$^*@# JLS ADS WITH THE SOUND.
edited 6th Apr '10 11:14:08 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.Shoot yourself with a shapeshifting bullet to give yourself eight arms, kill the grim reaper, take his scythe, break the blade and use a shard to play a riff that nullifies all sound and music in the universe on a quadruple X-neck guitar.
Those damn kids and their damn rock-and-roll!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.squash them with a giant rock
the mexican drug wars
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/ http://sagan4.com/forum/index.phpNeeds More Dakka.
Darn kids and that annoying dog foiling my plans for world domination.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!dynamite solves everything
the "Animation is only for kids" rhetoric?
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/ http://sagan4.com/forum/index.php

Force them to write at gunpoint.
The Final Fantasy Broken Base are at each other's throats again.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.