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Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#76: Apr 6th 2010 at 5:36:33 PM

Force them to write at gunpoint.

The Final Fantasy Broken Base are at each other's throats again.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#77: Apr 6th 2010 at 5:40:34 PM

Let 'em go at it and take bets on who wins. Then shoot the survivors.

Not enough hot girls in the world.

Fight smart, not fair.
Wheezy @TheCSJones on everything else. from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
@TheCSJones on everything else.
#78: Apr 6th 2010 at 5:44:59 PM

Make a list of all of the taken hot girls you know, then, one by one, "eliminate" their boyfriends.

Now that I'm doing concept art for my webcomic, I'm having trouble getting my original characters to look like I imagine them.

Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#79: Apr 6th 2010 at 5:51:05 PM

Supercharge your imagination with drugs mixed with gunpowder. And rum.

I hate smilies.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#80: Apr 6th 2010 at 5:53:15 PM

Kill smiley makers.

I want a Super Sentai Mecha toy now.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Wheezy @TheCSJones on everything else. from West Philadelphia, but not born or raised. (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
@TheCSJones on everything else.
#81: Apr 6th 2010 at 6:45:43 PM

Simple. Mug someone who has one.

...But the problem isn't my imagination, it's my drawing skills.

Novel progress: The Adroan, 110k; Yume no Hime, 98k; The Pigeon Witch, on pause at 40k.
newtonthenewt Since: Jul, 2009
#82: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:02:15 PM

Kidnap Neil Gaiman and force him to write you into Dave Mc Kean's body.

I need Neil Gaiman's writing skills.

edited 6th Apr '10 8:02:53 PM by newtonthenewt

She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#83: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:15:32 PM

Cast Soul Steal on Neil Gaiman. If he doesn't give you his soul, exit the room, come back, and repeat until he does.

You can't decide which of two classes to take.

Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#84: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:25:04 PM

Slip iocane powder into one of the professors' glasses. Take the survivor's class.

I am addicted to Voltorb Flip.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
newtonthenewt Since: Jul, 2009
#85: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:35:47 PM

Slip iocane powder into one of the professors' glasses. Take the survivor's class.

Take the survivor's class? But there's a job opening for you now!

(Ignore me.)

She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#86: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:47:53 PM

Apply a hammer to the pleasure centers of your brain.

Sonichu.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#87: Apr 6th 2010 at 8:49:55 PM

Aerosol Flamethrower it and its creator, reducing them to ash. Then blow up the ash pile with a fifty-pound block of C-4.

A Tea Party rally at a town hall meeting being held by one of your senators or representatives.

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#88: Apr 6th 2010 at 9:10:01 PM

Get a gun that shoots jackhammers. You know the rest.

I want to hang up my chainsaw-chucks and take up pacifism.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#89: Apr 6th 2010 at 10:19:10 PM

Use a noose.

I'm in the mood for curry.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#90: Apr 6th 2010 at 10:21:58 PM

Blast the Indian restaurant and eat up.

You can't get your [Sound-Effect Bleep]-ing calculator out of its package.

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#91: Apr 6th 2010 at 11:13:08 PM

Superheat only the corners of the packaging, then send four heat-seeking missiles directly for the package.

THOSE ANNOYING!@^&#$^*@# JLS ADS WITH THE SOUND.

edited 6th Apr '10 11:14:08 PM by LeighSabio

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth Since: May, 2009
I can't breathe in this
#92: Apr 6th 2010 at 11:18:09 PM

Kill everyone associated with your bare hands.

Accidentally running into a streetlight in the middle of a crowded street

Hello again tropers
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#93: Apr 6th 2010 at 11:22:09 PM

SHOOT THAT MUTHA☠☠☠☠ER

This just bugs me.

edited 6th Apr '10 11:22:25 PM by krrackknut

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#94: Apr 6th 2010 at 11:33:46 PM

Use a flyswatter.

I wanna be the guy.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#95: Apr 7th 2010 at 3:25:55 AM

Press 'Q' to quit. You don't have a chance.

I want to stop being addicted to a song (Invincible)

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#96: Apr 7th 2010 at 3:58:11 AM

Shoot yourself with a shapeshifting bullet to give yourself eight arms, kill the grim reaper, take his scythe, break the blade and use a shard to play a riff that nullifies all sound and music in the universe on a quadruple X-neck guitar.

Those damn kids and their damn rock-and-roll!

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
truteal animation elitist from the great southern land Since: Sep, 2009
Lemurian from Touhou fanboy attic Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#98: Apr 7th 2010 at 4:35:17 AM

Needs More Dakka.

Darn kids and that annoying dog foiling my plans for world domination.

Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
truteal animation elitist from the great southern land Since: Sep, 2009
animation elitist
#99: Apr 7th 2010 at 4:41:00 AM

dynamite solves everything

the "Animation is only for kids" rhetoric?

http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/ http://sagan4.com/forum/index.php
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#100: Apr 7th 2010 at 2:01:59 PM

Stab anyone who complains with pens...fountain, not ball-point.

Niggaz done stole yo' bike!

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."

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