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fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#701: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:32:41 PM

devour yourself whole turining inward into destrucyion

n/a
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#702: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:40:12 PM

Your problem seems to be invisible, so I punch it until it decides it wants to show up.

I've got no Halloween costume.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#703: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:47:37 PM

Get beaten up so you end up looking like a zombie, costume problem...solved!

I have lost all faith in humanity.

edited 31st Oct '10 5:48:00 PM by tachikaze

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
LilPaladinSuzy Chaotic New Troll from 4chan Since: Jul, 2010
Chaotic New Troll
#704: Nov 2nd 2010 at 9:01:42 PM

KILL EVERYONE

I can't focus on my homework

Would you kindly click my dragons?
ARandomSerf Since: Dec, 1969
#705: Nov 2nd 2010 at 9:08:10 PM

Stab your teacher.

I can't get these watercolors to mix the way I want them to.

SimilarToAG6 But I'm not like one. from i'm in ____, trick. Since: Nov, 2010
But I'm not like one.
#706: Nov 2nd 2010 at 9:24:50 PM

Tear them to pieces. And throw all those pieces into a fire.

Homework.

(that's the problem).

Shaggy dog stories will ruin your life.
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
ARandomSerf Since: Dec, 1969
#708: Nov 2nd 2010 at 9:34:46 PM

Watch your parents be killed by a mugger.

I Am Not Left-Handed.

edited 2nd Nov '10 9:35:20 PM by ARandomSerf

Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#709: Nov 2nd 2010 at 9:39:18 PM

Shoot the Right Hand off.

A Javelin is flying at your face, inches away from giving you a nasty case of Eye Scream. What do you do?

Against all tyrants.
Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
#711: Nov 9th 2010 at 8:05:49 PM

We can never be too sure. Anyone suspicious gets the guillotine!

You see the most beautiful sky. It is very starry, clear, and tranquil, with a crescent moon.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#712: Nov 9th 2010 at 8:18:11 PM

Blow up all the stars and the moon to make it more clear.

I'm tired.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#713: Nov 9th 2010 at 8:52:43 PM

Beat and torture yourself up like a true masochist.

There are too many pizzas with pineapples in the topping.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#714: Nov 9th 2010 at 10:37:33 PM

Blow up the pizzas, and the location of the pizza place that made them.

You're in space now, something untrue of five minutes ago.

tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#715: Nov 9th 2010 at 10:44:19 PM

Brutally murder the crew of a nearby spaceship and fly it back to Earth.

There's something strange in the neighbourhood.

edited 9th Nov '10 10:44:37 PM by tachikaze

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#716: Nov 11th 2010 at 3:45:34 PM

Find out what it is and beat the crap out of it.

My phone is ringing, and I don't like the person calling.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#718: Nov 11th 2010 at 4:12:22 PM

Get angry at the nothingness and strangle it until it becomes a solvable problem.

I stubbed my toe on the stairs.

edited 11th Nov '10 4:13:11 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#719: Nov 11th 2010 at 4:23:02 PM

Set the stairs on fire, find the carpenter that made the stairs, murder him, then murder the CEO of the band-aid company and steal one for your toe.

I got an F on my math test.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
Only One Avatar
#720: Nov 11th 2010 at 4:54:42 PM

Slice open the head of the smartest kid in class, steal his/her brain, and put it inside your head.

I have a food addiction.

edited 11th Nov '10 4:56:02 PM by Grain

Anime geemu wo shinasai!
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#721: Nov 11th 2010 at 9:56:20 PM

Stab yourself in the stomach.

A ten-foot tall bipedal singing frog is in your house.

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#722: Nov 11th 2010 at 11:17:02 PM

Chop off all his limbs and make him listen to Justin Bieber.

My mom cancelled my World of Warcraft account.

edited 12th Nov '10 2:23:23 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

Mystery_Mage from Earth Since: Dec, 2009
#723: Nov 12th 2010 at 8:38:08 PM

Hack Blizzard's computers and delete everything pertaining to it. If you can't play it, no-one can! Oh, and then kill your mom.

I am bored.

Insert creative signature here.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#724: Nov 12th 2010 at 8:54:33 PM

Set someone on fire for entertainment.

The bottoms of my socks are wet.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#725: Nov 12th 2010 at 9:01:28 PM

Kill someone and take their socks. (Try not to get blood on them or the whole process will have been pointless...)

I'm not the king of the universe.

Burn up, hurricane of justice!

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