Your problem seems to be invisible, so I punch it until it decides it wants to show up.
I've got no Halloween costume.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Get beaten up so you end up looking like a zombie, costume problem...solved!
I have lost all faith in humanity.
edited 31st Oct '10 5:48:00 PM by tachikaze
Burn up, hurricane of justice!Watch your parents be killed by a mugger.
edited 2nd Nov '10 9:35:20 PM by ARandomSerf
Shoot the Right Hand off.
A Javelin is flying at your face, inches away from giving you a nasty case of Eye Scream. What do you do?
Against all tyrants.Kick it in such a way that it defies physics and impales the original thrower.
It's not The End of the World as We Know It.
Burn up, hurricane of justice!We can never be too sure. Anyone suspicious gets the guillotine!
You see the most beautiful sky. It is very starry, clear, and tranquil, with a crescent moon.
Brutally murder the crew of a nearby spaceship and fly it back to Earth.
There's something strange in the neighbourhood.
edited 9th Nov '10 10:44:37 PM by tachikaze
Burn up, hurricane of justice!Send their phone a virus that makes it grow an arm and stab them in the face.
Slice open the head of the smartest kid in class, steal his/her brain, and put it inside your head.
I have a food addiction.
edited 11th Nov '10 4:56:02 PM by Grain
Anime geemu wo shinasai!Chop off all his limbs and make him listen to Justin Bieber.
My mom cancelled my World of Warcraft account.
edited 12th Nov '10 2:23:23 AM by FuschlatzOReilly
Kill someone and take their socks. (Try not to get blood on them or the whole process will have been pointless...)
I'm not the king of the universe.
Burn up, hurricane of justice!

devour yourself whole turining inward into destrucyion
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