Interpret "peaceful" as meaning "everyone is left in multiple pieces".
You spilled your glass of milk.
whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashionCry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war...to invade a local dairy farm (Sorry, the Shakespeare + common saying was too tempting.)
Someone's misquoting Shakespeare, and forgetting to capitalise his name...
edited 30th Oct '10 11:55:31 PM by tachikaze
Burn up, hurricane of justice!I wouldn't have if I didn't have milk. Strangle a cow with my bare hands. Then pick up the nearest stick and bludgeon the dairy farmer. Continue until entire dairy industry is destroyed. Then buy a soda.
KILL THE NINJA, then post.
Sharpen a quill pen and use to to transcribe the entire works of Shakespeare in their flesh. Be sure to write small.
People fear me.
edited 30th Oct '10 11:57:23 PM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Re-kill the Grim Reaper and anyone else who gets in your way.
I can't think of a problem that needs solving...
Burn up, hurricane of justice!Kill everyone who looks at your Love Interest funny.
Someone is twisting the rules of forum games to allow them to Complain About Shows They Don't Like.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursTake the leftover cake to your neighbor, beat them up, and force them to eat it at gunpoint.
All my neighbors keep getting restraining orders against me...
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Kill the judge(s) who approved of said restraining orders, then go beat up your neighbours.
Google is trying to censor TV Tropes.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursHUG the WONDERFUL jerks in charge of Google.
I don't know kung fu.
edited 31st Oct '10 3:05:48 AM by tachikaze
Burn up, hurricane of justice!Kill everyone. Nobody can stop you from ruling the world if they're all dead! >8D
I couldn't catch a shiny Pidgey because of my girlfriend.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursKill her. Then apply Percussive Maintenance on your game console until you get a shiny Pidgey or until it breaks, whichever comes first.
Too many memes are created by 4chan.
edited 31st Oct '10 5:19:33 AM by dragonKhorse
Go punch out the laws of thermodynamics hard enough to tear the space-time continuum, providing an endless source of free energy from nothing.
You're being harassed by a MegaCorp who wants to exploit this new power source.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche

Send several war balloons to destroy your enemies homes.
They think a peaceful resolution can be made
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