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DarcstheNeurotic You cant ignore my girth Since: Sep, 2010
You cant ignore my girth
#676: Oct 30th 2010 at 11:36:04 PM

Send several war balloons to destroy your enemies homes.

They think a peaceful resolution can be made

HoNKhKkhnhOnNk
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#678: Oct 30th 2010 at 11:54:58 PM

Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war...to invade a local dairy farm (Sorry, the Shakespeare + common saying was too tempting.)

Someone's misquoting Shakespeare, and forgetting to capitalise his name...

edited 30th Oct '10 11:55:31 PM by tachikaze

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#679: Oct 30th 2010 at 11:55:58 PM

I wouldn't have if I didn't have milk. Strangle a cow with my bare hands. Then pick up the nearest stick and bludgeon the dairy farmer. Continue until entire dairy industry is destroyed. Then buy a soda.

KILL THE NINJA, then post.

Sharpen a quill pen and use to to transcribe the entire works of Shakespeare in their flesh. Be sure to write small.

People fear me.

edited 30th Oct '10 11:57:23 PM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
DarcstheNeurotic You cant ignore my girth Since: Sep, 2010
You cant ignore my girth
#680: Oct 30th 2010 at 11:57:34 PM

kill this "people" person.

you're dead.

HoNKhKkhnhOnNk
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#682: Oct 31st 2010 at 1:10:15 AM

-gets a hammer to the head-

edited 31st Oct '10 1:14:20 AM by MidnightVelvet

MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#683: Oct 31st 2010 at 1:10:15 AM

Nothing inspires creativity like a hammer to a random person's face! :D

I'm afraid the person I'm crushing on doesn't like me like I like them...

dragonKhorse Since: Feb, 2010
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#685: Oct 31st 2010 at 2:50:51 AM

Kill everyone who looks at your Love Interest funny.

Someone is twisting the rules of forum games to allow them to Complain About Shows They Don't Like.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#687: Oct 31st 2010 at 2:56:01 AM

Take the leftover cake to your neighbor, beat them up, and force them to eat it at gunpoint.

All my neighbors keep getting restraining orders against me...

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#688: Oct 31st 2010 at 3:02:26 AM

Kill the judge(s) who approved of said restraining orders, then go beat up your neighbours.

Google is trying to censor TV Tropes.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
tachikaze from Australia Since: Apr, 2009
#689: Oct 31st 2010 at 3:05:11 AM

HUG the WONDERFUL jerks in charge of Google.

I don't know kung fu.

edited 31st Oct '10 3:05:48 AM by tachikaze

Burn up, hurricane of justice!
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#690: Oct 31st 2010 at 3:07:25 AM

Practice it on everyone you see until you do.

I don't rule the world yet.

Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#691: Oct 31st 2010 at 3:10:28 AM

Kill everyone. Nobody can stop you from ruling the world if they're all dead! >8D

I couldn't catch a shiny Pidgey because of my girlfriend.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
dragonKhorse Since: Feb, 2010
#692: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:16:02 AM

Kill her. Then apply Percussive Maintenance on your game console until you get a shiny Pidgey or until it breaks, whichever comes first.

Too many memes are created by 4chan.

edited 31st Oct '10 5:19:33 AM by dragonKhorse

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#693: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:26:40 AM

Create a virtual Dalek, sick it on 4chan, then sit back and watch the fireworks.

My mouse is organising a rebellion amongst the other peripherals against me.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
ZeroPotential Since: Jun, 2010
#694: Oct 31st 2010 at 5:28:35 AM

Show em who's boss by eating your mouse. Then spitting it out, stomping on it and then violently slam dunking it into the trash.

My PSP needs recharging.

RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson Since: Feb, 2010
Kori Dómtlandsson
#695: Oct 31st 2010 at 7:02:31 AM

Go punch out the laws of thermodynamics hard enough to tear the space-time continuum, providing an endless source of free energy from nothing.

You're being harassed by a MegaCorp who wants to exploit this new power source.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#696: Oct 31st 2010 at 8:12:25 AM

Use your infinite energy to overheat and melt both them and their corporation into slag.

I don't like gravity.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#697: Oct 31st 2010 at 8:41:14 AM

Go back in time and punch Issac Newton in the face.

I have a math test this Friday.

edited 31st Oct '10 8:41:34 AM by Neo_Crimson

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson Since: Feb, 2010
Kori Dómtlandsson
#698: Oct 31st 2010 at 11:43:57 AM

Shout loudly enough to shred spacetime, destroying this universe and recreating it according to your desires.

People think you're insane.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#699: Oct 31st 2010 at 11:54:18 AM

Lock everyone else in an insane asylum, proving that your views are the sane ones and everyone else's are crazy.

I don't have a Halloween costume.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#700: Oct 31st 2010 at 11:58:03 AM

Break into the local hospital and punch the doctors until they give you enough bandages to make a plasuible mummy costume.

I'm being threatened by pirates with laser cannons. And cats.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.

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