Steal a car.
Not enough Ho Yay in the world.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.Use Dexter's Nice Hat that controls time and when you are done BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN.
You arrive at work one morning only to find some moron stole your parking spot.
edited 4th Apr '10 10:02:49 PM by MajorTom
Blow up the wall. Then attach the leach to an RPG. Then blow up the street.
Hippies on the lawn.
edited 4th Apr '10 10:15:00 PM by Deboss
Fight smart, not fair.Go shoot some cows and harvest their milk sacks.
People are trying to use logic to win an argument.
Fight smart, not fair.Edward Cullen. This is a problem that needs no explanation.
be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest BastardBuffy. This is a solution that needs no explanation.
People are too violent! What do I do?
edited 4th Apr '10 11:05:06 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.^^ Mince him into tiny, tiny, pieces with a CO 2 laser. Then sell them as jewelry to the fangirls! Everybody wins!
^ Do unto others before they do unto you!
There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:05:43 PM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?One word. Explosives. Blow holes in the ruins to expose all those hidden rooms and the like.
"Stop Having Fun" Guys are mocking your taste in strategies and games.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:14:04 PM by clockworkspider
Play The Most Dangerous Game.
A Twilight fangirl is stalking and glomping you.
Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.Drive a stake through her.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:20:24 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.Shoot them with bullets that make them feel all the pain they have caused into rowdy, chubby, over-sexed men.
Three hundred superhuman navigator-sorcerers are trying to reform the world through peaceful, subtle, and honest means.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:21:12 PM by krrackknut
An useless name, a forsaken connection.

You're a kid, playing outside. An ice cream truck comes by, but you don't have any money for ice cream.
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