I don't.
Next poster has seen the movie Gallipoli...
Random Me Quote #1662: “This gravity-defying casserole is my father?!” — She/HerI mean I'm certain one of my Pirate costumes were of Captain Jack Sparrow, surely...
TNP likes to watch AMVs sometimes. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
No.
TNP knows what "bilateral" music does without having to look at Google or other defining reference.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!![]()
i'm more of a "maybe i'll play/watch it someday" or "hey, i've played/watched this before, i wanna see what they think about it!" gal.
though, there is one guy...
i've watched literally every single Scott The Woz video, and while it's debatable on what videos of his are "video essays", and he's certainly gotten me interested in some games purely through Bile Fascination (*ahem ahem* Chibi Robo Zip Lash *ahem ahem* Chicken Shoot on the Wii *ahem ahem* all of the fuckin' Virtual Boy), there is at least one game that i will absolutely never touch, but i love watching his video on it... and that's Ride to Hell: Retribution. it looks... so bad... but god his video is so good.
i'm a basic music nerd, i am not that deep into the rabbit hole 😭
TNP has bought at least 10 pieces of media they consider "shovelware" (or the equivalent in other forms of media).
Edited by Eisner on Aug 29th 2025 at 10:18:31 AM
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?I did actually experiment with speedrunning a bit a few years ago. Not to any serious degree, I'm never going to compete with real speedrunners, but I did save some of my results.
Kirby’s Dream Land: 15:09
New Super Mario Bros Wii: 38:07
World of Illusion 24:06 (As Mickey)
New Super Mario Bros U 54:15 (As Nabbit)
So if anyone is bored, they can try and beat me.
TNP has died in World 1-1.
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsYep. Some of my favorites include Super Mario RPG, Trials of Mana and EarthBound.
TNP gets distracted easily.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.Yeah. I have ADHD, so being unfocused and easily distracted would be a given.
TNP collects plush toys. "If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
I have a few plushies but I don't neccessarily collect them. I want plushies of Massimo and Octus (in his robot form) but neither will ever exist, especially not in the case of Massimo because his show is so obscure very few people have ever HEARD of it.
TNP has a fear of some sort of animak.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"Not in the past 7 days, but during the 7 days before that I went to 4. One of them was pretty small though, but I still think it counts. Another was held on a boat, in a storm, which was crazy but surprisingly fun regardless.
TNP is currently not in the country they were born in
Yes. Closest thing I've been on is a helicopter...
The Next Poster has ridden on a boat to an island. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Doctorate of what, exactly? Y'know, it doesn't really matter to me that much. Doesn't bother me either, since I've already enrolled into some art college (which, of course, will not specify). But, if I am planning to get some sort of doctorate... well, that'll be the day when I get my act together, but I'll see.
TNP has about three (and only three) sites they frequently use - possibly including This Very Wiki.
You're probably wondering why I'm still here.

I kind of resemble "Weird Al" Yankovic; I too have long curly hair, checker-print shoes, a massive collection of Hawaiian shirts, and the tendency to act like a living cartoon at times. Sadly, I don't own an accordion.
The next poster knows sign language and/or braille.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.