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punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#77526: Aug 29th 2025 at 2:58:35 AM

I kind of resemble "Weird Al" Yankovic; I too have long curly hair, checker-print shoes, a massive collection of Hawaiian shirts, and the tendency to act like a living cartoon at times. Sadly, I don't own an accordion.


The next poster knows sign language and/or braille.

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
violetsnowgirl Glooby Room Since: Feb, 2023 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Glooby Room
#77527: Aug 29th 2025 at 3:00:00 AM

I don't.


Next poster has seen the movie Gallipoli...

Random Me Quote #1662: “This gravity-defying casserole is my father?!” — She/Her
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#77528: Aug 29th 2025 at 3:54:21 AM

I have not.

TNP has dressed up as at least one Disney character for Halloween before.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#77529: Aug 29th 2025 at 4:04:42 AM

I mean I'm certain one of my Pirate costumes were of Captain Jack Sparrow, surely...


TNP likes to watch AMVs sometimes.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#77530: Aug 29th 2025 at 6:36:05 AM

Not so much anymore, but when I was a young teen, I couldn't get enough of them.


TNP has used a firearm at least once in their life.

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#77531: Aug 29th 2025 at 7:32:28 AM

I’ve used those rifles for arcade hunting games.

TNP is allergic to dogs.

It builds character.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#77532: Aug 29th 2025 at 10:08:10 AM

I'm scared of them, which is different.

TNP likes to watch long video essays about media they will never watch.

The legend has returned.
aNinjaWithAIDS The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power from The Kingdom of Eltona Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Cast away
The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power
#77533: Aug 29th 2025 at 10:16:51 AM

No.

TNP knows what "bilateral" music does without having to look at Google or other defining reference.

Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#77534: Aug 29th 2025 at 10:17:58 AM

[up][up]i'm more of a "maybe i'll play/watch it someday" or "hey, i've played/watched this before, i wanna see what they think about it!" gal.

though, there is one guy...

i've watched literally every single Scott The Woz video, and while it's debatable on what videos of his are "video essays", and he's certainly gotten me interested in some games purely through Bile Fascination (*ahem ahem* Chibi Robo Zip Lash *ahem ahem* Chicken Shoot on the Wii *ahem ahem* all of the fuckin' Virtual Boy), there is at least one game that i will absolutely never touch, but i love watching his video on it... and that's Ride to Hell: Retribution. it looks... so bad... but god his video is so good.

[up]i'm a basic music nerd, i am not that deep into the rabbit hole 😭


TNP has bought at least 10 pieces of media they consider "shovelware" (or the equivalent in other forms of media).

Edited by Eisner on Aug 29th 2025 at 10:18:31 AM

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#77535: Aug 30th 2025 at 10:19:53 AM

I don't think I've even bought one thing that could be considered shovelware.


TNP has tried speedrunning a game before.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#77536: Aug 30th 2025 at 11:01:49 AM

I did actually experiment with speedrunning a bit a few years ago. Not to any serious degree, I'm never going to compete with real speedrunners, but I did save some of my results.

Kirby’s Dream Land: 15:09

New Super Mario Bros Wii: 38:07

World of Illusion 24:06 (As Mickey)

New Super Mario Bros U 54:15 (As Nabbit)

So if anyone is bored, they can try and beat me.


TNP has died in World 1-1.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#77537: Aug 30th 2025 at 2:53:10 PM

Nope

TNP is an SNES RPG lover

Here's looking at you, kid.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#77538: Aug 30th 2025 at 5:48:23 PM

Yep. Some of my favorites include Super Mario RPG, Trials of Mana and EarthBound.


TNP gets distracted easily.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#77539: Aug 30th 2025 at 5:54:44 PM

Yeah. I have ADHD, so being unfocused and easily distracted would be a given.


TNP collects plush toys.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#77540: Aug 30th 2025 at 6:03:24 PM

I have a few plushies but I don't neccessarily collect them. I want plushies of Massimo and Octus (in his robot form) but neither will ever exist, especially not in the case of Massimo because his show is so obscure very few people have ever HEARD of it.

TNP has a fear of some sort of animak.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
InjusticeFalls Ace Attorney from Japanifornia (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
Ace Attorney
#77541: Aug 30th 2025 at 11:21:32 PM

I wouldn't call it a fear but I do have an aversion to large stinging bugs.

TNP has been to a party in the past week.

What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.
FerretInATrenchcoat from Procrastinationville (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Heisenberg unreliable
#77542: Aug 31st 2025 at 6:07:25 PM

Not in the past 7 days, but during the 7 days before that I went to 4. One of them was pretty small though, but I still think it counts. Another was held on a boat, in a storm, which was crazy but surprisingly fun regardless.


TNP is currently not in the country they were born in

AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#77543: Aug 31st 2025 at 6:26:12 PM

I've never left the country I was born in.

TNP was adopted.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#77544: Sep 1st 2025 at 2:55:06 AM

No


TNP spends most of their time playing video games.

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#77545: Sep 1st 2025 at 3:52:10 AM

I do play a lot of video games, but I don't spend most of my time on them, because I have a lot of other things to do.


TNP has never been on a plane.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#77546: Sep 1st 2025 at 3:55:45 AM

Yes. Closest thing I've been on is a helicopter...


The Next Poster has ridden on a boat to an island.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#77547: Sep 1st 2025 at 4:19:04 AM

Yeah. Some coasts in my country have interesting islets nearby, and the boat is the only way to get to them.

TNP is involved in a Doctorate.

Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#77548: Sep 1st 2025 at 5:42:46 AM

Doctorate of what, exactly? Y'know, it doesn't really matter to me that much. Doesn't bother me either, since I've already enrolled into some art college (which, of course, will not specify). But, if I am planning to get some sort of doctorate... well, that'll be the day when I get my act together, but I'll see.


TNP has about three (and only three) sites they frequently use - possibly including This Very Wiki.

You're probably wondering why I'm still here.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#77549: Sep 1st 2025 at 6:12:27 AM

Close, it's four for me.

TNP cannot snap their fingers.

The legend has returned.
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#77550: Sep 1st 2025 at 6:27:07 AM

Nope, although I've certainly tried.

TNP is a regular on Forum Games.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"

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