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(Inspired and/or ripped off from Gail Simone.)
Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. If he has coffee late at night.
Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he said, "Ow."
The Great Wall of China was built to keep out Mongolian invaders. Chuck Norris visited it once.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's pushing himself up. That's how you do a pushup. That's why they call it that.
Chuck Norris once ate TWO slices of pie.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in unicorns.
Chuck Norris never met a glass of potable drinking water he couldn't drink.
Chuck Norris once called Mike Huckabee a "principled, authentic conservative".
Chuck Norris has actually heard of Chuck Norris Facts.
Chuck Norris's tears contain various proteins. Depending on the cancer you have, your chance of recovering from said cancer after being treated with Chuck Norris's tears may range from as low as 3% to as high as 94%.
Chuck Norris also knows about "Real Chuck Norris Facts", and became mildly disgusted by it. He shrugged it off, because he can still beat up Jackie Chan. He might be able to, I don't know. Even if he could, he wouldn't do it, though, because obviously they'd team up.
I feel confident that Jackie Chan could take Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris starred alongside Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon".
Chuck Norris' first name is Charles.
Chuck Norris' name is often Pot Holed into Memetic Badass.
Chuck Norris has...A BEARD.
It's Carlos, actually.
Chuck Norris is a Born Again Evangelical Christian and a Creationist.
He is the founder of a hybrid martial arts style called Chun Kuk Do. It contains ten guiding principles relating to proper conduct, including development of one's potential and loyalty to one's god, family, friends and country, but conspicuously lacks any admonition against using one's skills to beat up random strangers for no reason.
Chuck Norris held the Professional Middleweight Karate champion (non-contact) title for six consecutive years. His record, based on tournament matches, is estimated to be 183-10-2, though some sources list it as 65-5.
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Once, Chuck Norris indirectly embarrassed Haven without even trying.
Behind Chuck Norris's beard, there are his chin and cheeks.
Chuck Norris is popular in popular culture.
Chuck Norris is an old man.
Chuck Norris has starred in a large number of movies.
Chuck Norris starred in Walker, Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris said that he's organising "right wing militia cells" across the US to fight "a second revolutionary war".
He also said that the blood of Jesus heals all wounds.
edited 5th Nov '09 10:04:33 AM by JethroQWalrustitty
Chuck Norris is almost 70.
Jokes about him being a memetic badass aren't that old, but it sure feels that way sometimes.
Chuck Norris is a strong man. Only as strong as a very fit human, though.
Chuck Norris can divide by 2.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution, because of his religion.
Chuck Norris can enter a building via a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, using Einstein's law of relativity, it can be claimed that the Earth, not him, has moved.
Chuck Norris was a TV star before the Internet took care of him.
Chuck Norris bleeds, breathes and cries like any other man.
If you kicked Chuck Norris between the legs, he would be in pain. After some time, there is a chance you would be too.
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