ITT: We are our avatars.

I feels like eating lots and lots of childie wildies! I should eats off their little legs first!

edited 1st Jan '10 4:03:49 PM by SeveredKhan

*still curled into a ball, shaking*

Here I am, guys!

I was lookin' around Diamond City and I found these two ninja lookin' kids. I think their names were Kat and Ana? They were pretty neat. We went to get some pizza together. I brought back some, if you want.

-places pizza box on the ground-

It's cheese.

Childies...Childies...? Delicious!

{kneels down next to Ozbourne}

Its going to be okay, Ozzy. Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be okay...

*is looking even paler than usual* I... I think I'm OK now.

And to think, I used to kind of enjoy being scared shitless...

Why's she so frightened?

Scarecrow used that nightmare gas on her.

Yeah, and... let's just say it takes something really, really awful to scare me.

Even scarier than almost gettin' stabbed? 'Cause I almost stabbed someone once, and I bet they got the crap scared out of 'em.

It was on accident, though...

Far worse.

I'd rather not talk about it.

If it helps to distract you from your disturbing thoughts, Ozzy, I could explain how I got this gem that I can use to power the teleporter.

-Teleports back into area-

Did I arrive at the wrong time?

Not really. I was just about to start explaining how I got this {holds up gem} over some pizza Osaka brought.

Okay.

You know, there is progress in philosophy just as there is in science. In the time of Socrates, it took a great man decades of learning and a lifetime of experience to learn that he knows nothing. We've come so far that if one does not know this by high school one is regarded as a dullard.

Ack, this is terrible. Not only is it a paraphrase of Allan Bloom, it has none of the laconia of Montaigne!

I guess that means we can eat, huh?

-nibbles on some pizza-

The reason I didn't get any pepperoni is 'cause I can't handle spicy food at all.

Alright.

As you all probably remember, Zelda needed a teleporter to Hyrule. I built it, but I needed a power source similar to that of a chaos emerald. Anyways, I remembered that Wario was a famous treasure hunter, and a greedy person such as himself would likely be in possession of such an object. When I reached his office in Warioware Inc., I found that he would give me one of the smaller gems if I could do three things for him. The first was to prove that I was in allegience with him...

{eats a slice}

Anyays, I told him about how I was the best friend of one of Mario's former rivals, Sonic the Hedgehog. Being a friend to a rival of a person that he was a rival to technically meant I was with him. The second task was to make a batch of microgames...

Could you get on with it?

So I got sent to an office to make my batch of microgames, which I had decided to make themed after aircrafts and machines. However, it proved to be especially difficult due to the fact that I was probably-not-coincidentally given the one right next to the one that belonged to 9-Volt and 18-Volt. I had to sit through constant insults and occasional sabotage while working on the games. Eventually, I finished the microgames and submitted them to Wario. I then was faced with my final task...

I had to shave his back. Naturally, this sort of thing was quite vomit-inducing. However, I perservered and got to vomit in a more private location.

After this, he revealed that he was never going to give me the gem anyways and just wanted to see me go through difficult tasks such as associating myself with Robotnik's idiotic, greedy, unhygenic cousin, working on something that would benefit him while being next to Mario's biggest fan, and, well, shaving his back. Enraged by this, I finally did what I should of done when I came to him: I knocked his lights out and took the closest match to a chaos emerald in terms of power.

edited 1st Jan '10 7:20:52 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Thanks, Letty! ^_^

That's certainly something, Tails. *nods*

Quite a story you have, Tails...

He didn't really ask you to shave his back, did he?