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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227501: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:40:52 PM

Morgan: Man, this stuff tastes bitter.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227502: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:41:14 PM

Operator: I'll take that as a yes.

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227503: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:49:23 PM

Morgan: How do you guys drink this?

-Morgan puts the beer back-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227504: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:52:17 PM

-Operator takes another nearby can of beer and starts drinking-

Operator: With our mouths.

-Operator starts breathing out some hot steam after drinking some of the beer-

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227505: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:53:55 PM

-Morgan decides to take another sip with his mouth to see if it's any better-

-...Nope-

-It's not any better-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#1227506: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:55:18 PM

-Maybe Eve finds Morgan and operator?-

ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227507: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:55:26 PM

Operator: I guess a few centuries in cryosleep did a lot to change my taste buds. You feeling a bit tipsy yet?

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227508: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:56:28 PM

-Eve does indeed find Morgan and Operator-

Morgan: A little. A little slow.

I think that's enough of the hooch.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227509: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:58:04 PM

-Operator turns slowly to face Eve-

Operator: Uhhh... Hi there miss...

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Imca (Veteran)
#1227510: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:58:22 PM

-Eve waves to them-

-Meanwhile the ships gravity alarm goes off, as it prepares to decelerate-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227511: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:59:53 PM

Morgan: Uh... what's that?

-Immediately assumes a fight-or-flight stance, as he reaches into his body and pulls out a wrench-

edited 4th Nov '17 9:00:15 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227512: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:00:16 PM

Operator: Are we arriving out our destination? I guess when we come back I'll call my landing craft to bring a few barrels of the geyser water.

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Imca (Veteran)
#1227513: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:01:46 PM

Eve: Juuust the ships way of saying that we have arrived, and its probably not a good idea to be walking around at the moment.

-clamps down with her mechanical feet and looks at the beer-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227514: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:02:30 PM

Morgan: Oh.

So... where exactly can I sit down and brace myself?

-Puts away the wrench-

-Back into his chest-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227515: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:07:31 PM

Operator: Welp, I'll be seeing you once the turbulence is over.

-Operator phases into the Void-

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Imca (Veteran)
#1227516: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:31:05 PM

Eve: Any chair really....

And is that normal.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227517: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:31:48 PM

-Morgan sits in the nearest chair he can find-

-Somehow feeling it isn't going to be enough-

Morgan: What, the wrench or the girl disappearing?

edited 4th Nov '17 9:32:05 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227518: Nov 4th 2017 at 9:48:21 PM

Operator, while projecting her voice from the void: It is for me. I'll get back to your plane of existence soon enough.

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Imca (Veteran)
#1227519: Nov 4th 2017 at 10:12:03 PM

Eve: Both.

-And thus, serenity slams on the brakes as they enter orbit around poke-earth-

-While its not exactly destructive Morgan, the gravity kind of becomes wall oriented for a little bit-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227520: Nov 4th 2017 at 10:50:40 PM

-Morgan is flung out of his chair and against the wall-

-He goes splat, losing his nice "human in a spacesuit" vibe and become something akin to a flattened ghost bug-

-Before sliding to the ground, a couple of weapons poking out of the goo comprising him, and moaning with an echo in his voice-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227521: Nov 4th 2017 at 11:04:50 PM

Operator: Uhhh... You alright mate?

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227522: Nov 4th 2017 at 11:07:19 PM

Morgan: I'm gonna need a moment...

-Morgan speaks with an audible, ghostly echo as two white, glowing balls appear in the middle of the mass of goo, turning to "look" at Operator and Eve-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227523: Nov 4th 2017 at 11:10:14 PM

-Operator phases out of the Void-

Operator: I'll wait here for a few minutes while you reform.

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227524: Nov 5th 2017 at 12:41:37 PM

-Over the course of about a minute Morgan literally pulls himself together into a ball of shifting black tendrils, with ghostly wisps of... something coming off of him-

-With a bit of effort, he then forms himself into a roughly human shape-

-Then a human shape-

-And then he recolors and grows hair-

-60 seconds after deceleration Morgan Yu looks like a man in a spacesuit again, though there's a light dusting of black goop on the walls and a bunch of weapons on the ground-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227525: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:59:29 PM

-Operator looks over the pile of weapons on the ground-

Operator: How do you fit all of that in your body mass?

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.

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