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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227476: Nov 4th 2017 at 6:14:36 PM

Morgan: Form of a can of pop. tongue

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227477: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:18:10 PM

-Operator observes Mindy and Morgan's shenanigans silently pondering where she made such questionable choices in life to end up seeing what she saw or whether she just had too much Ganymede geyser water...-

edited 4th Nov '17 7:20:58 PM by ericshaofangwang

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227478: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:23:20 PM

Mindy: -giggles, then notices the Operator- Oh, howdy there! Didn't realize we had someone else comin' along with us.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227479: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:29:44 PM

-Morgan waves to Operator-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227480: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:30:53 PM

-Operator snaps back to reality and waves back-

Operator: Oh hey, I was just questioning if I just had too much Ganymede geyser water and if I am seeing illusions of what had just happened.

edited 4th Nov '17 7:31:27 PM by ericshaofangwang

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227481: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:39:17 PM

Mindy: Hate to break it to ya, but we're very real. tongue

ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227482: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:42:07 PM

Operator: ...I guess I'll ignore everything that just happened then. Might be better for my paranoia that way.

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227483: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:45:34 PM

Morgan: Too much... what?

Geyser water from Ganymede?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227484: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:47:27 PM

Operator: Yeah, it tastes really nice actually. But it's rather strong.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227485: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:56:59 PM

Morgan: ...Oh. It's alcohol.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227486: Nov 4th 2017 at 7:58:09 PM

Operator: That occurs naturally on Ganymede

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227487: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:00:09 PM

Morgan: Huh. Last place I'd expect naturally occurring alcohol to be.

Then again, I don't think I'd suspect that anywhere else but that giant cloud of ethyl alcohol around the Aquila constellation.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227488: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:05:56 PM

Operator: If you want I can bring a few containers of it with me once I get back to my landing craft.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227489: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:06:43 PM

Morgan: Eh. Worth at least one try.

Don't even know if I can get drunk.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227490: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:16:11 PM

Operator: I don't usually get drunk or full whenever I drink alcohol or eat lots of food. Pretty sure most of it gets burnt or vaporised in my stomach. Either way eating food just isn't the same when you don't feel full after eating it.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227491: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:18:32 PM

Morgan: I think I just directly absorb anything I "eat". Could probably do it with any other part of my body if I tried to.

I think I might be able to get drunk if I absorb alcohol? I think. I've never tried, and I don't think anyone else back on Talos wants me to.

edited 4th Nov '17 8:18:53 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227492: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:20:03 PM

Operator: Should we test that right now?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227493: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:23:18 PM

-Morgan thinks for a second-

-He looks pretty pensive about the affair-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227494: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:24:20 PM

-Operator has a pleading look on her face-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227495: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:25:30 PM

Morgan: Well... a little can't hurt, right? So long as I imbibe in moderation. Alex'll probably give me hell for not doing it in a secure environment, but then again nobody on the science team even wants to try it, so...

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227496: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:30:45 PM

-Operator has a look of victory on her face-

Operator: Alright, I'll go call my landing craft over so we can use the Ganymede geyser water. Now where's a console use?

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227497: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:32:38 PM

Morgan: Uh...

aren't we in hyperspace? Or something?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227498: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:35:43 PM

Operator: Oh right, looks like we either wait it out and use what we have. Have you seen any alcohol around?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227499: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:37:30 PM

Morgan: ...

-Grabs one of the nearby cans of beer, pulls the tab, and pours a tiny bit of it onto his arm-

-The beer sizzles as he absorbs it into his body-

-He proceeds to shudder-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1227500: Nov 4th 2017 at 8:38:58 PM

Operator: Is it working?

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