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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227451: Nov 4th 2017 at 2:50:08 PM

Pluto: ...I should've guessed.

-One of Kerberos' security drones fires several nuclear missiles at the intruder-

-Morgan could find Pluto or Mindy, mayhaps-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1227452: Nov 4th 2017 at 2:56:08 PM

-The intruder is obliterated, as is the rest of the Serenity and everyone else on it-

-Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the ship doesn't keep nuclear-tipped warheads for intruder defense, Mindy notices a can rolling down the hallway all by itself-

-And it's not even Spookmas D:-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227453: Nov 4th 2017 at 3:01:13 PM

Mindy: -watches the can- Huh, well that ain't somethin' you see every day.

-she decides to follow it and see where it goes-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1227454: Nov 4th 2017 at 3:06:34 PM

-The can seems to roll faster as Mindy follows it-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227455: Nov 4th 2017 at 3:10:30 PM

Mindy: Hm, strange.... let's see what's in here.

-She goes to pick up the can-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1227456: Nov 4th 2017 at 3:31:43 PM

-It's a discarded can of Cola - everyone's favourite brand-neutral brand of generic soda pop! The can itself is empty-

-Roll Perception as you hold and look at the can-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227458: Nov 4th 2017 at 3:40:25 PM

-The can feels warm, like somebody was recently holding it-

-Beyond that, though, it feels like a can-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227459: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:06:29 PM

-Mindy threatens the can until it admits to its crimes-

-Or puts it away, either way-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227460: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:07:10 PM

-Where, exactly, do you put it, Mindy?-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227461: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:10:09 PM

-In the recycling bin, because she is a good citizen-

-But since Kerberos doesn't have one of those, she just puts it by the rest of the alcohol-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1227462: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:12:18 PM

-The can violently shakes-

-Even though it is open and not filled with anything-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227464: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:21:10 PM

-The can explodes into a mass of what looks like black smoke and tendrils, which then quickly collapse back in on themselves, reforming into Morgan-

-He rolls off the counter, knocking all the alcohol off of it as he wheezes-

edited 4th Nov '17 4:21:46 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227466: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:26:01 PM

-Morgan pulls off his helmet and gasps for breath for a few more moments before waving at Mindy and pulling himself to his feet-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227467: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:37:56 PM

Mindy: So, um... what are you? ._.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227468: Nov 4th 2017 at 4:48:27 PM

Morgan: Not exactly human. But close enough.

Sorry about that. Something was flying through the ship and I wanted to see what it was.

Apparently it was a fidget spinner.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227469: Nov 4th 2017 at 5:19:49 PM

Mindy: Huh. Well, good to meetcha. My name's Mindy.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227470: Nov 4th 2017 at 5:22:53 PM

Morgan: Morgan.

I wish we could have met the normal way.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227471: Nov 4th 2017 at 5:29:13 PM

Mindy: That's alright, I know a bunch of strange folks. I reckon I'm used to stuff like this by now. tongue

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227472: Nov 4th 2017 at 5:31:02 PM

Morgan: Yeah.

Strange is one way of putting it.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227473: Nov 4th 2017 at 5:40:07 PM

Mindy: Were all a little strange in our own way. Like me, the 12 foot tall lady with pink hair. tongue

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1227474: Nov 4th 2017 at 6:05:16 PM

Morgan: And me, the psionic alien-human hybrid.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1227475: Nov 4th 2017 at 6:12:03 PM

Mindy: Together, we're the wonder twins! grin


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