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Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225901: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:43:32 PM

-Also in Not-Plot-Land, a tree on the outskirts of Whiterun starts... moving?-

-As in the whole tree, trunk included, starts physically sliding across the field like some video game glitch-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1225902: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:46:29 PM

~none of the citizens nearby pay any attention to the tree randomly sliding around because for them this is a totally normal daily occurence~

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225903: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:50:46 PM

-The tree stops moving when it reaches a bunch of trees-

-Really? How is this completely normal? Are you going to tell the readers that a tree morphing into a big boulder is also completely normal next?-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225904: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:52:09 PM

-speaking of completely normal-

-A gigantic Godzilla woman watches the tree move-

Kyo: Huh, that's something you don't see every day.

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1225905: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:55:25 PM

~these people have seen cabbages clip through entire mountains and giants launch people into space by hitting them hard enough into the ground~

~you can't really faze them much anymore~

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225906: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:56:53 PM

-Fair enough. But the tree is now no longer a tree. It is a rock.-

-And then the rock starts moving. And then it turns into a bush again.-

-Clearly it's recognized you two and it's heading straight for you-

-As a bush.-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225907: Sep 14th 2017 at 4:04:19 PM

Kyo: Odd... just what is that thing?

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225908: Sep 14th 2017 at 4:14:38 PM

-It stops a few metres away from you-

-And just sits there-

-It then turns into a sign that has 'Hello there!' written on the side facing Kyo.-

-In big glowing neon letters.-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225909: Sep 14th 2017 at 4:18:59 PM

-The Godzilla girl waves enthusiastically-

Kyo: Hello to you too! Uh, sorry, but what *are* you exactly?

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225910: Sep 14th 2017 at 4:33:20 PM

-The sign shows a very happy smiley face-

-And then the letters shift and spell out 'Something that is very lost right now. Where am I?' in a less eye-burning colour-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225911: Sep 14th 2017 at 5:04:30 PM

Kyo: This is Whiterun. It's got a lotta wizards, dragons, and other stuff like that.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225912: Sep 14th 2017 at 5:05:37 PM

-The sign morphs again. 'Wizards?' it asks, and then it draws a comically exaggerated grey-hatted wizard and a dragon next to him.-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225913: Sep 14th 2017 at 5:17:26 PM

Kyo: I don't know if their hats are that pointy, but you've got the general idea.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225914: Sep 14th 2017 at 6:40:36 PM

-The sign does a thumbs up-

-It then asks where Kyo is from-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225915: Sep 14th 2017 at 6:57:35 PM

Kyo: I'm from Japan. Thanks to a freak accident that happened a while ago, I happen to share a similar physiology with our most famous giant monster, Godzilla.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225916: Sep 15th 2017 at 11:50:23 AM

-The sign draws a giant lizard with a question mark beside it-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225917: Sep 15th 2017 at 12:03:32 PM

Kyo: -nods- Yeah, that's the one. Looks like a huge lizard, can shoot beams from his mouth, etc.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225918: Sep 15th 2017 at 12:12:37 PM

-It draws a smiley face that looks very surprised-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225919: Sep 15th 2017 at 12:20:44 PM

Kyo: I know, it's pretty out there. But, as you can see...

-waves her tail around-

I'm the real deal.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225920: Sep 15th 2017 at 12:39:47 PM

-The sign does a thumbs up-

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225921: Sep 15th 2017 at 12:53:13 PM

Kyo: grin

Say, what's your name? I'm Kyo.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#1225922: Sep 15th 2017 at 1:15:51 PM

-The sign actually draws a '¯_(ツ)_/¯' on the front-

-It then decloaks, and Kyo suddenly come face-to-face with an AMX-56 Leclerc with a large black ring thing around its turret-

-The barrel points at Kyo, then it moves up and down-

-Like it's nodding?-

edited 15th Sep '17 1:16:29 PM by Baseplate

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225923: Sep 15th 2017 at 1:43:16 PM

Kyo: ...You're a tank? Well, thus is different.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#1225924: Sep 15th 2017 at 3:40:37 PM

-And then a girl with very silvery hair and a long sword walks by-

Yin: Is it? Do you not often meet tanks? surprised

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1225925: Sep 15th 2017 at 3:57:39 PM

Kyo: Oh, hello Yin. And not really, no. Most sapient machines I know are more humanoid than that.


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