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Legionaire1776 S.T.A.L.K.E.R from United States of America Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
#1224951: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:07:59 PM

Shephard notices Charles and waves to her. "Hey, how you holding up? You seemed kinda...broken earlier."

OO-RAH!
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1224952: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:13:35 PM

You decide to TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE instead of JUST TAKING YOUR GUNSHIP TO YOUR DESTINATION. While you are quite AWED by the BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE, I have to ask each of you who has a BODY MADE OUT OF FLESH to roll a CONSTITUTION CHECK against the COLD CLIMATE and EXHAUSTION.

edited 22nd Aug '17 8:13:54 PM by LeChuck4

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1224953: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:13:45 PM

Charles: Well enough.

Sure, I feel that I was tricked by not being told the full extent of these changes would make me lose my own manhood, height, and dignity, and that the one who did not clarify something like this because they deemed it unimportant is someone who simply does not have the empathy to pity my situation nor the fear of death that exacting violent revenge would bring. But much like a true man of the empire, I can look past such a petty grudge for the sake of saving the world from fools who consider oblivion to be better than feeling even the slightest bit powerless before the full scale of the cosmos. Even if it is clearly not my own world, those living in it still deserve to live as much as you or I. And I will continue on for their sake, not my own.

...

In other words, I am very inebriated. Now come on and let us get past this mountain before I'm lucid once more and this situation somehow gets worse for us.

-Charles...rolls 14-

edited 22nd Aug '17 8:20:08 PM by Raidouthe21st

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1224954: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:17:33 PM

-Six rolls... uh...-

-Well, she's got pretty damn high constitution, and her MJOLNIR is assisting her, so-

-18+12-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#1224955: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:17:50 PM

-Well, the gunship isnt coming back mister narator, the pilot is currently bitching about how her body and the gunship combined are worth 300,000,000 and how she isnt about to risk them until the magic barrier is gone-

-Cant risk it-

edited 22nd Aug '17 8:18:06 PM by Imca

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1224956: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:23:13 PM

Asche:-uses her a n i m e, bonus to automatically pass this grave obstacle-

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#1224957: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:23:28 PM

Blues: {Nova, I have uploaded coordinates on a small island away from the action, but close enough for an emergency rescue. Please land there for the time being}

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1224958: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:26:48 PM

-yeager is super robit mode, so he doesn't even have to roll-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1224959: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:28:56 PM

~congrats, you all pass your Constitution checks~

~except Charles, whose nipples are starting to act really weird in the cold~

~other than that she's fine though~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1224960: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:31:34 PM

-Charles has lost the ability to feel or care about being humiliated any further, only feeling some level of comfort in knowing that it IS possible to go lower than rock bottom-

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ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1224961: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:31:55 PM

-The Operator sits in the rift and inspects her marksman rifle [1], twin smgs [2] and her rapier, checking that everything is in working order-

Operator to Shepherd and Six: "How's everything on your end? Everything going well?"

edited 22nd Aug '17 8:33:20 PM by ericshaofangwang

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1224962: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:40:27 PM

~well, congrats~

~after a long, ardous and freezing journey, you make it to the northeastern side of the mountain~

~you can see a plateau with some weird, clearly man-made pillars on it about 50 feet above you~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1224963: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:42:38 PM

Six: [Who's speaking on this net?]

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1224964: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:47:02 PM

Charles: Ugh...I need some more alcohol. My chest plate is acting up.

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ericshaofangwang Messenger of the Daemon Sultan from the Void between universes Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
#1224965: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:47:31 PM

Operator: [Operator here. I have been accessing your comms the whole time. I'm currently observing your mission]

This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1224966: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:47:45 PM

Asche:Think this is it?

-she says as she goes up to it and starts looking around for any kind of inscription-

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#1224967: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:48:53 PM

Blues: ....

-Serenity uses a 512-bit encryption. This is godmodding. Do not do that-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1224968: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:51:19 PM

~Asche, you find a group of stone pillars arranged in a circle around some kind of stone altar~

~you also see a large stone slab(?) leaning against the side of the mountain on the same plateau you are on~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1224969: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:52:17 PM

Six: Well, map says we're in the red zone. Those slabs aren't natural at all.

I think we're here.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1224970: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:52:30 PM

Asche:-let me be clear-

-she is looking for any kind of marking or carving on the stones-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#1224971: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:54:14 PM

~the pillars have various kinds of runes inscribed on them all around, and the altar has a single symbol carved into it, as does the large stone slab~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1224972: Aug 22nd 2017 at 8:57:13 PM

Charles: I don't need to be a sorcerer to agree with you. These are clearly symbols of power, here.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1224973: Aug 22nd 2017 at 9:03:38 PM

Yeager: So does anyone really know what we do now? And who will want to be the first to test it?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1224974: Aug 22nd 2017 at 9:08:20 PM

Six: Maybe just touching the sigil there?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1224975: Aug 22nd 2017 at 9:09:31 PM

Asche:-pokes it with her spear-

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