Igno:Huh, really? I mean, I'm just having some target practice with these boulders over there, far from everyone. I can even get many of 'em in one shot!
-And as he says that, another group of boulders falls from the mountain, prompting Igno to take aim-
Igno: Check'em. -Blam-
... You can still hear it in Whiterun? ._.
edited 4th Jul '17 2:28:29 PM by FokiasTheJester
-Well, Mario and Luigi would probably be able to hear the clonking too-
-though Igno and the Whiterun Guards would be able to see its source-
-Enter Noble Six, stage right-
Six: -to Igno- You do realize gunshots are loud, right?
edited 4th Jul '17 2:32:19 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Northern Whiterun Wilds
Guard Captain: "We heard it all the way to our watchtower, sir. That's why we came here to investigate. So please cease your, uh, target practice before dusk, or we will have to arrest you for disturbance."
Dragonsreach
~Titania, you enter the main hall
◊ of Dragonsreach~
~a few servants here and there are turning their heads towards you as you enter, but otherwise carry on with their tasks~
~doesn't seem like the Jarl is around though, at least not here in this hall~
Guard Captain: "Yes."
~well Titania, after some searching around and possibly asking a servant or two, you head through a door near the back of the palace and find yourself on a larger balcony
◊~
~Jarl Onikwuldnir is there, sitting on what appears to be some sort of throne-like roost, as well as some (humanoid) attendants and political figures that he seems to be discussing things with~
edited 4th Jul '17 3:08:04 PM by LeChuck4
Igno: Oh. Well. >.>
Also, you could have just showed up right away, yannow? I mean, if your Khajiit friend wasn't wearing that guard uniform, one could think he's acting like a racial stereotype >.>
(@Six) Oh, ah, yeah, I finally caved in and got into the Nether Vegas tradition of having ridiculous guns
Northern Whiterun Wilderness
~the Khajiit gives his Captain a very smug look~
Guard Captain: "...yeah yeah, fine, whatever. Just make sure you don't make any more noise by the time the sun is down, alright?"
~she looks at the other guards~
"Men, we're heading back."
Ingmar: "Oh, thank the Nine..."
~and with that, the Guards leave you alone, yaaaaay~
Dragonsreach
Onikwuldnir: "Oh, quite the opposite actually, Lady Titania. We have just been discussing the same matter I wanted to talk to you about. Please, take a seat."
~he points his tail at a particularly large chair nearby~

Northern Whiterun Wilds
~a tall Nord Woman is the first to respond to Igno~
Guard Captain: "Sir, are you aware that... whatever this is you are doing here can be heard throughout the entire Hold?" :|
Dragonsreach
Gate Guard: "W-well, maybe..." >_>
"But yes, y-you may enter. The Jarl has been expecting you."
~the guard opens the front gate to Dragonsreach and steps aside~