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TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221701: Jun 24th 2017 at 1:50:14 PM

Jeffrey looks around in a hurry, trying to find any Kerberos operative. Tips of his hair are charred and he smells of sulfur and coal.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221702: Jun 24th 2017 at 1:54:04 PM

-Well, Jeff... you find Dash-

-sipping from a slushie in the warm Voluspan sunshine-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221703: Jun 24th 2017 at 1:56:44 PM

-Lessay you got an Igno near wherever Jeff and Dash are-

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221704: Jun 24th 2017 at 1:56:50 PM

(@Dash;Igon) Pickman: ~exhales in a rush~ ...Shit. Glad that I've found someone like you. Care to, um, go check something out with me? Bring your guns and spikes or whatever. >.>

edited 24th Jun '17 1:58:01 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221705: Jun 24th 2017 at 1:59:14 PM

Dash: How big of a problem are we expecting? Should I call in backup?

-slurps from the slushie-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221706: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:01:04 PM

Igno: Oh, hey, what's going on? surprised

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221708: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:11:43 PM

(@Dash) Pickman: Eh, nothing too great, just a failed teleportation experiment. >.>

(@Igno) Pickman: Thought to bring in a postal package, but there's some kinda... kid instead.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221709: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:13:15 PM

Igno: Oh. Well. You sure you weren't drunk and accidentally ordered a kid off Space Amazon? tongue

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221710: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:14:15 PM

Dash: Well, show me the fire.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221711: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:19:51 PM

(@Igno) Pickman: Uh, ain't drinking since the accident with the fully grown yew tree.

(@Dash) Pickman: Follow me.

~There's a greenish-yellow teleportation circle in Jeff's room amidst which stands a child clutching a weird staff. He looks very lost, while the staff snarls and looks around with interest.~

(@Dash;Igno) The Kid: Um... I am sorry. But who are you?

(@The Kid) The Staff: Don't you see, dumbass? They are natives who think they can help you.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221712: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:23:04 PM

Igno: (@Staff) Hey, come on now, don't be so hard on 'im, he just got here tongue

(@Kid) Ah, yeah, name's Igno! grin

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221713: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:31:43 PM

(@Igno) The Staff: Eh, shut your yap. This one needs a leash to live his life, else he gets lost, quivering in the corner.

(@Igno) The Kid: Um, sorry for this thing and its harsh behavior. ~gets flustered~ It likes spouting ugly words. And... nice to meet you. My name's Pinocchio.

edited 24th Jun '17 2:32:15 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

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#1221714: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:36:17 PM

-does any one still pay attention to the ship any more?-

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221715: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:39:30 PM

Igno: Yeah, nice to meet the two of you smile

So, ah, how'd you two get here?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221716: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:40:04 PM

-Hadfield Orbital Control is certainly paying attention to Serenity, the biggest thing on its monitors-


-Dirtside, Dash waves to the kid-

Dash: So it's a kid and a talking asshole staff. There's a problem?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221717: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:55:47 PM

(@Igno) Pinocchio: Well... Made a wish to appear somewhere else. Got tired of my world.

(@Igno) The Staff: He puts it the way so it sounds like he grew bored, but in truth he was too weak for it. Incapable of using me to proceed.

~Jeff meanwhile looks as befuddled as Dash~

(@Dash) Pickman: ... Seems so. Sorry for the wrong call, seen a shade of a creepy kid, heard a voice, well... You know how it usually turns out.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221718: Jun 24th 2017 at 2:58:32 PM

Dash: Eh, I don't blame ya. Usually when you hear creepy kids things get really psycho.

...

No offense.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1221719: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:09:06 PM

-How aboooout-

-someone spacey who hasn't been around in a whole sees Serenity-

Starchild: Hi Serenity! Watcha doin?

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221720: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:10:01 PM

Igno: Huh, well. Coulda picked a worse world to land on. surprised

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221721: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:22:42 PM

(@Dash) Pinocchio: None taken. Honestly, if I'd be the one to see such a strange pair, I'd flee on sight.

(@Pinocchio) The Staff: Of course you'd flee.

(@Igno) Pinocchio: And... Where exactly are we right now?

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#1221722: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:40:07 PM

Igno: Weeeell, right now, we're in Hadfield, on Voluspa smile

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221723: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:40:08 PM

Dash: I'd probably run in terror if I saw me, too. tongue

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#1221724: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:42:00 PM

(@Igno) Pinocchio: ... Where?

(@Dash) The Staff: Hehehe, you're too harsh to yourself, sweetheart. You look much better than you think. ~wink, wink~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1221725: Jun 24th 2017 at 3:44:54 PM

Dash: And don't I know it. wink

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

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