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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1215626: Mar 27th 2017 at 2:50:57 PM

Kyo: Sorry, I'm not sure you pass the height requirement necessary to learn this ancient fighting style. tongue

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215627: Mar 27th 2017 at 3:49:44 PM

Momo: Awwwww.


-Meanwhile, Samus is quietly enjoying the sound of some classical music while she has a rare nap in her office, thankful that she's not being disturbed for once-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215628: Mar 27th 2017 at 3:50:41 PM

-Hey, Samus-

-You hear that?-

-Sounds like you're being called-

-Turns out electronic chimes tend to disrupt the classical mood-

edited 27th Mar '17 3:50:57 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215629: Mar 27th 2017 at 3:56:27 PM

-Like the sound of broken glass, Samus's eyes snap open and she has to force herself to pick up the phone, regretting thinking she could have free time-

Samus: Hello?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1215630: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:00:59 PM

-After a few seconds of tone, it appears whatever machine coldcalled you has connected to another human being-

-Sounds female. And businesslike.-

-You know, the usual-

???: Hello. I have reached Kerberos Security, LLC, correct?

edited 27th Mar '17 4:01:12 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215631: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:11:59 PM

Samus: Yes, this is Samus Aran from Kerberos Security speaking. How can we help you?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215632: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:13:55 PM

???: This is Arlene Hannigan, director of the UN Extrasolar Colonial Authority. Scuttlebutt is that Kerberos provides excellent security for important areas of distinction.

edited 27th Mar '17 4:14:08 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215633: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:17:43 PM

Samus: That's something we pride ourselves on, yes.

edited 27th Mar '17 4:19:29 PM by Raidouthe21st

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215634: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:21:40 PM

Arlene: To be direct, would you be interested in performing defensive and exploratory duties at one of our colonies? Right now we only have one opening, but I think you'll like it. Everyone we've asked does.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215635: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:23:40 PM

Samus: We would be, yes.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215636: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:26:26 PM

Arlene: The opening is for the colony of Hadfield. We're attempting to negotiate access to your primary datalink... or whatever datalink you'll allow us to use to push the majority of planetary details, but Hadfield is about the size of a small town and located in a temperate region on a very Earth-like world. Nearly the same gravity, orbital period, day length, just different animals.

edited 27th Mar '17 4:26:37 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215637: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:30:27 PM

Samus: Alright. You've got permission to send the needed information to us so we can have a good overview of what the planet. What's the pay going to be?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215638: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:32:24 PM

Arlene: We use the gold standard as a general unit of exchange for currencies. Does that work for you, or...?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215639: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:46:39 PM

Samus: It works perfectly for us, thank you.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215640: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:48:09 PM

Arlene: Current standing pay for mercenary groups is approximately 40 ounces of gold as payment solely for defense, with additional gold for prominent discoveries, significant hazard pay, or generalized assistance beyond defense.

This is not static, and if you feel the need to negotiate you can if you wish to.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215641: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:52:37 PM

Samus: The initial offer sounds good. We'll re-negotiate if need be, but I think this is more than acceptable.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215642: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:57:25 PM

Arlene: Alright. We notice you have a fairly large combat ship under your control, so it will most likely be assigned to guard the station we have in orbit and protect it from marauders. Combat personnel, as well as science personnel, will naturally be taken dirtside where they can serve as standing defence, or explorers if they please.

edited 27th Mar '17 5:03:11 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1215643: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:01:48 PM

Kyo: But really, I generally rely more on my size and strength in a fight. Most kaiju don't have the best technique, so it's not hard for me to outmaneuver them.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215644: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:11:28 PM

Momo: Really? That seems a bit unusual.


Samus: Of course. We have a wide variety of personnel who could take on nearly any task you would ask of us.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215646: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:21:33 PM

Arlene: Alright.

We've got some details on the Serenity, the ones she was willing to give out. On your word we'll send it out to Hadfield's orbiting space station. Mir IV will know you're coming, and so will her defensive compliment. You won't be fired on.

We'll also send word to Hadfield's government. You can review the colonial details if you wish, I'll wait.

We're interested in having you. It's your call.

edited 27th Mar '17 5:23:05 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215647: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:41:01 PM

Momo: I woulda thought a defender of the people would be very coordinated to avoid damage and stuff~


Samus: We're in.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1215648: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:43:53 PM

Kyo: -blushes- Well, maybe I do have a few tricks up my sleeve...

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#1215649: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:47:03 PM

Arlene: Alright, data packets sent. Pleasure doing business, Kerberos.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1215650: Mar 27th 2017 at 5:49:30 PM

Samus: Same to you. We'll be there shortly.

-She starts sending a message to her employees-


Momo: I wanna see! grin

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