Alvan: Lightning seems to be the natural element of Cygnar, and it is. These blades are one part weapon and one part relic, if I lost this or let it be severely damaged I'd be disgraced.
-he sheaths his storm glaive away-
as for being let to wander around, well actually I was on a mission. I'm not really sure how I got here, but I probably shouldn't have walked through that haunted forest.
edited 14th Mar '17 4:37:58 PM by Bcom
-The TV was turned to a local news channel. It... doesn't look like it has much in the way of production values at all (you swear the news ticker on the bottom is a physical device), but the demon broadcaster the camera's focusing on looks cute, so the place has that going for it-
...unfortunately, the conflict came to a tragic and violent end when an individual wearing a Vault jumpsuit and carrying an automatic weapon arrived on the scene. Without taking the time to figure out the extent of the dispute, the unidentified Vaulter slaughtered all of the parties involved. He was last seen looting the dead, and remains at-
-Another demon, this one wearing a toga and carrying a giant news camera and microphone, runs into the studio. The broadcaster and the cameraperson trade words for a few moments before the cameraperson hands the staffer some papers, which she reads-
-There is silence on-air for two minutes while this happens-
-What did you expect for a Nether Vegas news network?-
...well. We have breaking news concerning the yet-again resurrected Caesar of Caesar's Legion. As is the local tradition whenever he has resurrected, the individuals here at DNN have been covering his campaigns of conquest, rage-fueled rampages, and all assorted incidents of rape, pillage, and murder directly attributable to his leadership. Of course, however, it would seem that his latest raid has, just like every last one before it, been cut tragically short - this time through no fault but that of his organization.
DNN has it on good word that yesterday, on March 15th, Caesar was having a statue of Legate Lanius erected in the conquered territory of Pompey - this having been the second time Caesar's Legion has claimed it for themselves, but not the second consecutive time. For reasons DNN is currently unable to determine, one of the ropes being used to erect the statue snapped, and caused it to fall directly onto Caesar, where a dagger at Lanius's hip proceeded to impale him.
Caesar was not killed by this event, as DNN has reported his latest resurrection having granted him considerably extra strength and vitality. His Legion rushed to aid him, however, they were unable to provide any significant level of help - every attempt to free him from the statue simply resulted in it falling onto him, and Caesar was stabbed a total of 22 more times before he expired underneath Lanius's crushing weight. His last words, surrounded by his loyal followers were reportedly "Et tu, Brutus?"
Upon the third death of the autarch of Caesar's Legion, his Legionnaries were reported to have quietly vacated Pompey, with very little visible reaction or emotion. DNN has multiple field reporters that we will be tasking towards the Legion to view the inevitable internecine power struggles that will ensue, just like the last two times this has happened.
Returning to our regularly scheduled news, it is likely that had the Vaulter not intervened, the dispute over a spilled carton of Brahmin milk may have been able to resolve itself.
...POOPY JOE REMAINS MISSING | NEW STUDY INDICATES FRIENDSHIP IS DIRECTLY LINKED TO MAGICAL APTITUDE | SLAVER CAMP DESTROYED BY "BRIGAND" DRIVING BIPEDAL ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLE | THIS IS THE NEWS TICKER GUY, I LOST 20 BUCKS FROM MY WALLET. IF ANYONE SPOTS IT NEAR THE TOPS, GAMBLE FOR ME | CRIMSON CARAVAN REPORTING ENTIRE WAGON TRAIN LOST TO TURBO DYSENTERY | "GOD OF HYPERDEATH" DEFEATED BY NDR GRUNT TOSSING ROCK; REPORTED TO BE IN TEARS | MAN ARGUING ABOUT FIREARMS LOADING TERMINOLOGY SHOT; MURDER WEAPON USED CLIP FED WITH MAGAZINES | PROTECTRON BILLY TAGGART DEAD AFTER THROWING PARTNER TO SAFETY; LAST WORDS REPORTED TO BE "TRUST ME" | INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVELLING GROUP YET AGAIN...
edited 16th Mar '17 4:11:18 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Samus: ...
...........
-Quietly picks up the remote then turns off the television before slumping into the couch and making an incredibly filtrated sigh-
I fucking *grumble grumble* this place.
edited 16th Mar '17 4:14:22 PM by Raidouthe21st
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