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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#1165551: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:01:13 PM

Berrex: *Is feeling woozy for some reason. Clutching his belly.*

"Urrp....pizza's not agreeing with me." >_<

edited 6th Dec '15 4:01:51 PM by MrKirb

Thatthinginthecorner from the corner....(duh) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
#1165552: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:04:41 PM

Donna!Bill: "Haha, stupid demons."

I'm watching you
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1165553: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:07:13 PM

Scene Six
Wade Wilson

"So what can YOU do if you think your friend is possessed by a demonic entity? Well, don't you worry, youngsters, because this is all you need to know to combat it!"

The chalkboard smashcuts to some writing unfortunately written upside down.

Wade Wilson

"LESSON TWO: HOW TO PROPERLY EXORCISE A DEMON!"

We cut to a series of super intricately illustrated pictures illustrating how to do each point.

Wade Wilson

"Step One: Slap them in the face as hard as you can!"

"Step Two: Punch them in the face as hard as you can!"

"Step One: Tell them in your firmest but most controlled voice 'Stop being possessed by a demon, you @%&^&#*$#*@ jerk!"

"Step Four: If they don't stop it immediately, slap them in the face again!"

"Step Five: Find a priest to give them an exorcism...then slap them in the face for good measure!"

"And if all of the above fails you, Step Six: Shoot them! In the face! Repeatedly! And maybe even in the crotchular region if necessary! Because nothing says 'Safety First' more than multiple rounds to the face!"

edited 6th Dec '15 4:27:11 PM by Raidouthe21st

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1165554: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:08:01 PM

Mindy: ._. Deadpool, I'm gonna have to talk to you about that last suggestion.

-Pluto is making a note of something in her databanks-

Pluto: <Subject Donna appears normal. If he survives for more than X hours, where X = average survival time of each individual Donna, he should be considered suspicious.>

-and another note-

<Donna is laughing. Is this normal? Not sure.>


Starchild: Huh... well, we can still hug anyways.

edited 6th Dec '15 4:09:21 PM by HilarityEnsues

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#1165556: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:12:43 PM

Seminar

Derail: I think Step Two was my favorite one.

Thatthinginthecorner from the corner....(duh) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
#1165557: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:13:05 PM

Donna!Bill: "These are really great suggestions for exorcism, you should all take notes!"

-His grin is back.-

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#1165558: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:15:12 PM

Longram: "Your kidding...right?" ._.;

Berrex: *Looking more and more sick.*

Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#1165559: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:17:07 PM

Seminar

Bellex: Darn. Out of popcorn.

(She just, somewhat unawarely, hands her popcorn bag over to Berrex.)

Eva: <Are these really legitimate ways to exorcise?>

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#1165560: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:19:37 PM

Berrex: *Barfs into the popcorn bag, hard!*

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#1165561: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:19:49 PM

Zero: Pluto, have you ever seen Donna smile?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1165562: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:20:49 PM

Scene Final
Wade Wilson

"As long as you remember all these wonderful tips, you should feel perfectly safe!"

There's a smashcut to Deadpool unwittingly drinking a cup of coffee while looking at a script, while 'LESSON 3: HOW TO AVOID DEMONIC POSSESSION' is written on the blackboard. After about fifteen seconds of footage of nothing but Deadpool drinking coffee, he realizes the camera is rolling and spits it out as fast as he can.

Wade Wilson

"Aw crap there's still more script?! Well, um, yeah, Lesson Three! The, um, best way to avoid demonic possessions is..."

Deadpool reads the script for a few seconds, then hurls the book over his shoulder and points dramatically at the screen.

Wade Wilson

"IF THEY ASK TO TAKE OVER YOUR BODY FOR A FAVOR, DON'T EVER SAY YES! SERIOUSLY, YOU GOTTA BE STOOPID TO EVER AGREE TO SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT!"

Deadpool starts waving goodbye to the supposed audience.

Wade Wilson

"Well, that's all the time we have for tonight! I'm Wade Wilson, and I hope you've learned a lot! Now stay in milk, drink your school, and avoid them demons like the plague! Because no price is worth paying the devil his due!"

-The rest of the movie plays a long series of credits before the projector runs out of film-

edited 6th Dec '15 4:23:05 PM by Raidouthe21st

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1165563: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:21:13 PM

Pluto: No, I have not. Stay alert...

Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#1165565: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:21:58 PM

Seminar

(Bellex is startled by her sibling's sudden spewal.)

Bellex: The fuck!?!

Derail: Urgh, finally.

(He carefully takes the projector off of his head, and stretches.)

edited 6th Dec '15 4:22:11 PM by Etheru

Imca (Veteran)
#1165566: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:22:49 PM

-At this point Luna raises her hand and bounces in her seat-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1165567: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:24:01 PM

-Fiorello also stretches. Zoe is still in her own world whisper-chatting it up with Hrodland, while Max...has fallen asleep-

Samus:-Orders the lights back on-

Yes, Luna?

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#1165568: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:24:31 PM

Longram: *End recording, he felt relieved it's all over.*

Berrex: *Wow, he's barfing like a fountain of nurgle.*

Thatthinginthecorner from the corner....(duh) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
#1165569: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:25:23 PM

Donna!Bill: "That was great! We should all follow the instructions from this film without questioning them."

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Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#1165570: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:26:57 PM

Seminar

Bellex: :|

(Bellex, embarrassed and groaning, decides to drag her barfing brother out of the room.)

Imca (Veteran)
#1165571: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:27:20 PM

Luna: Donna is acting weird, he met 2 of the 3 things mentioned in the film.

And even more damningly, he has gone the entire seminar without dieing. D:

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#1165572: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:28:42 PM

Berrex: @_@ *Is easily dragged away.*

Thatthinginthecorner from the corner....(duh) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
#1165573: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:31:53 PM

Donna!Bill: "What? me? Possesed by a demon? Come on, for something like that to happen without a deal, someone had to do something really stupid, like inviting a demon into the body by sticking a sign to them that says something like 'posses me' or something equally stupid."

-Looks at the sign on his chest and then to Luna.-

"But who would be stupid enough to do that?"

edited 6th Dec '15 4:32:19 PM by Thatthinginthecorner

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#1165574: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:32:39 PM

Samus:-Sighs and puts her head in her hands for a moment before looking up-

...So, you think he's possessed, Luna?

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Imca (Veteran)
#1165575: Dec 6th 2015 at 4:33:22 PM

Luna: Maybe?

-Shrugs to Donna-

About half of us.


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