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#1165531: Dec 6th 2015 at 3:39:09 PM
Second scene
The scene jump cuts to Deadpool in a business suit in front of a classroom while upbeat music plays
.
Wade Wilson
"Man, that poor handsome young man's sure in a pickle isn't he? Hi! I'm Wade Wilson! you may know me from such productions like 'Why Brushing Your Teeth Is Good For You', 'I Was A Teenage Pizzaface', and my personal favorite, 'Guns Are Your Friends'! And today we're gonna talk about..."
The chalkboard instantly smashcuts to a crudely drawn picture of a Satanic figureWade Wilson
"DEMONIC POSSESSION"!
"And how to avoid it entirely instead of being mooks!" Now, first, we must first understand...
The chalkboard smashcuts again to a crudely drawn picture of writing, along with a gang of hangman left in the frame.
Wade Wilson
"LESSON 1: THE TELL TALE SIGNS OF DEMONIC POSSESSION"
The scene jump cuts to Deadpool in a business suit in front of a classroom while upbeat music plays
The chalkboard instantly smashcuts to a crudely drawn picture of a Satanic figure
edited 6th Dec '15 3:40:27 PM by Raidouthe21st
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#1165537: Dec 6th 2015 at 3:44:22 PM
Scene Three
We cut to another picture of Deadpool holding up a crudely drawn image of someone falling asleep in the middle of the street.Wade Wilson
"Now, you kids got your notebooks handy? Cause you'll want to write this down. Now, the first tell tale sign of being demonically possessed is that first, the afflicted suddenly passes out for no reason. And nope, it's not just cause they need a cup of coffee, it's because their minds have suddenly been flung right out of their body and hurled out into some other hell dimension!
Deadpool holds up another crudely drawn image of a stick figure taped to the album cover of Deep Purple.Wade Wilson
"The next sign is that the person suddenly jumps back up with a stupid crazy grin on their face! And that's because it's not them! So whatever you do, dooooooooon't agitate them!
Deadpool will then hold up another picture of a crazed stickfigure with horns, one eye, a triangle shaped head and a silly top hat, along with a manic grin.
We cut to another picture of Deadpool holding up a crudely drawn image of someone falling asleep in the middle of the street.
Deadpool holds up another crudely drawn image of a stick figure taped to the album cover of Deep Purple.
Deadpool will then hold up another picture of a crazed stickfigure with horns, one eye, a triangle shaped head and a silly top hat, along with a manic grin.
edited 6th Dec '15 3:46:29 PM by Raidouthe21st
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#1165540: Dec 6th 2015 at 3:46:55 PM
Mindscape
Donna: Okay, don't panic, your body has been hijacked or something, during a seminar, so clearly I have to think about this, rationally-
(Donna later somehow died in the Mindscape. See him in an hour or two!)
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#1165543: Dec 6th 2015 at 3:50:27 PM
Scene Four
Wade Wilson
"Next, at this point the demon will think he's managed to blend in perfectly, so will promptly start asking you for random things the person normally wouldn't, like "Where do you keep all your cool weapons?", oooooooor "Can I come in and look through your most secret valuables?", or even "Do you mind if I hit you in the head with this hammer while your back is turned?"
A slideshow showcases all these drawn scenarios crudely but accurately enough
Wade Wilson
"If that happens, then what you do first is DOOOOOOOON'T PANIC! By panicking, you'll alert the demon to your knowledge of his awareness, and thus make him start getting anxious! Instead, play it cool, no matter how obvious this guy is making it clear that your friend is not himself!."
edited 6th Dec '15 3:51:09 PM by Raidouthe21st
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Thatthinginthecorner
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#1165549: Dec 6th 2015 at 3:57:59 PM
Scene Five
Wade Wilson
"At this point, the demon is probably thinking he's got you cornered, and is now busy laughing himself silly with the 'knowledge' that you're too dumb to catch on!
A picture of the same triangle-headed stickfigure from before is shown, only this one is also laughing with giant "HA HA HA"s all around its head.Wade Wilson
"But don't worry. Sooner or later, his inability to stay bored means he'll start doing really weird and whacky things to make it clear he's possessed your friend and-or loved one! He'll do things like..."
A series of completely real images appear in the order as described below.Wade Wilson
"Laughing evilly and gloating, Talking in strange languages, Climbing on the Walls and Ceiling, Banging Their Heads against the Wall, Turning their body parts into a Pretzel, Slapping and hitting themselves, Levitation, Psychokinesis, Pyrokinesis, Expelling their Stomach Fluids Everywhere, and my personal favorite...Quoting The Latest and 'Hippest' Television and Movie Programmes incessantly until you beg for death!
A picture of the same triangle-headed stickfigure from before is shown, only this one is also laughing with giant "HA HA HA"s all around its head.
A series of completely real images appear in the order as described below.
edited 6th Dec '15 3:59:25 PM by Raidouthe21st
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Starling: ~looks extremely emotionally touched by this tragic display~