New York
(Those scientifically inclined to look at Dispensor's parts would notice that he is made of parts that would compose a vending machine, but charged with a form of radiation that granted the vending machine the ability to transform, rendering it sentient.)
(@Mindy)Prof. Gallus Cluck: "Crazy? Oh, I see! You are just like everyone else, not understanding my genius! But don't worry, you will see soon enough! You, and the New York Academia of Avians, and everyone else who called me crazy! You will all see!"
(@Shepard)Prof. Cluck: "Yes, chickens! The most fearsome and fowl creatures in the world! Now weep in despair as my terrible creations begin to pluck out your eyeballs!"
~reaches for a remote control labeled "Chicken Cages"~
edited 22nd Nov '15 2:47:02 PM by LeChuck4
-Well, Gallus-
-You barely have time to see Shepard salivate as he suddenly pounces on you, trying to bite your arm-
Shepard: Chicken!
Hrodland: Eh, only thing that got hurt there is my shirt. These sodas are a pain to clean off >_<
-Takes his shirt off, wrapping the sleeves around his waist-
edited 22nd Nov '15 2:50:01 PM by FokiasTheJester

Holdar watches the machine shatter and fall to the ground, sheathing his axe with a gruff smile. "Alright, well done everyone! But we better watch out in case there are more of these things around. If anyone got hurt let me know, I will see what I can do."
Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.