Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ST20vgwKc
-A very nervous new face
◊ is wandering around where people are right about now, wringing her hands and glancing around, sweat standing out on her face-
-Trailing behind her is a robot about twice her size,
which, somehow, despite not having a face, looks amused-
???2: "...YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THIS WAS POOR THINKING ON YOUR PART."
???1: "Oh m-my god, I kn-know. H-hey, it's n-not like you said anything different, was it?"
???2: "I SIMPLY WISHED TO SEE WHAT CRAZY SCHEME YOU HAD COOKED UP THIS TIME. YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD SHOW, DARLING."
???1: "U-Unfortunately, yes, I do...should reprogram you sometime..."
Be kind.???1: -to Hakumen- "B-Beastkin? Well...I guess th-that's partially a-accurate..."
-she clears her throat; to everyone- "U-Um, m-my name is A-Alphys. A-and this is—"
???2: -to Yin- "TOASTER??? HMPH! YOU CAN JUST COME OUT AND SAY YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY BODY, DARLING. I WON'T JUDGE YOU. MUCH."
-to all- "I AM METTATON, THE GREATEST MONSTER CELEBRITY TO EVER LIVE!"
"WELL. MORE LIKE...THE ONLY MONSTER CELEBRITY. STILL, I TAKE PRIDE IN MY POSITION."
edited 17th Nov '15 6:36:16 PM by Chilifro
Be kind.Alphys: -to Hakumen- "Y-Yes, I-I did. S-Sorta. I-It was k-kinda his i-idea."'
-looks waaaaay up at Mindy, and blinks- "U-um, y-you too, M-M-Mindy."
oh my god
she's looks just like that one senior from Mew Mew Kissy Cutie
oh my god
Mettaton: "FULLY MY IDEA, DOCTOR."
-to Yin- "AND THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, DARLING! HOWEVER, I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE YOU IN SUSPENSE FOR NOW. THE GOOD DOCTOR HERE DRAINED MOST OF MY ENERGY WITH ONE OF HER HAREBRAINED SCHEMES."
Alphys: "It was a good scheme—plan! Plan. I-...It was a good plan."
Mettaton: "OF COURSE, DOCTOR."
-to Mindy- "A PLEASURE, DARLING. MY, MY. I MUST SAY. YOU HAVE QUITE THE LEG UP IN THE WORLD, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT."
"I KNEW OF THE MYTH THAT HUMANS COULD GROW BY CONSUMING MILK, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD GO THIS FAR."
edited 17th Nov '15 6:51:26 PM by Chilifro
Be kind.Alphys: -to Hakumen- "F-For the m-most part. I-I was, um...experimenting with a new way to build robots...a-and he volunteered."
-to Mindy; goes even redder- "N-n-n-no!!! Of! Course! Not! W-Why would y-y-you think th-that? Eheheheheh."
-she glances away-
omigod noooooooo
Mettaton: -to Yin- "OF COURSE NOT. IT WAS HERS."
-he looks at Alphys- "...SINCE THE DOCTOR SEEMS PREOCCUPIED, I WILL EXPLAIN."
-looks back- "THE GOOD DOCTOR HERE FRIED THE PLATFORM FOR THE TELEPORTER MODULE SHE WAS GOING TO USE TO BRING A 'FRIEND' OF HERS BACK. SO SHE INSTALLED IT IN ME INSTEAD."
"SHE FORGOT THAT IT TAKES A WEEK FOR THE MODULE TO RECHARGE. SO WE ARE STUCK HERE."
-to Mindy- "YOU WERE BORN THAT TALL? INTERESTING. I SIMPLY ASSUMED MOST HUMANS WERE SHORT BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE."
Be kind.

Dash: No, I'm from a universe where we didn't kill each other with nuclear weapons, and you're making an ass out of both of us by assuming things about me.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."