-Meanwhile, a tall, broody-looking man made almost entirely of metal
is walking around near where people be-
-he has a "SECURITY" nametag on his chest, held on by what appears to be tape-
-he appears to be investigating the damage, just like his fellow security officers-
edited 13th Nov '15 7:12:23 PM by Chilifro
Be kind.-The security officer kneels down and picks up a miscellaneous piece of rubble, turning it this way and that-
-he then crushes it in his hands, looking even broodier for a second- "Damn. Where could they have gone?"
-he stands up, then finally notices the people staring at him-
-he stands there awkwardly for a second-
-then gives a slow wave in greeting-
Be kind.Narration
...
Pffffffft, nah, I'm just kidding, I busted my own way out on my own. Well, not entirely on my own. One or two people might've helped.
Anyhooos, I shut down the convention to avoid further libel, gave away some prizes and handed over the grand prize to some random girl with a chainsaw since she found my teddy which was worth like a gazillion Dead Pool Points, and she brought along a whole lot of weirdos to head off to the Avengers Mansion. So everything came out hunky dorry.
THE END
...Okay, now where's my paycheck? I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit, and I'm already late for my yoga classe-
And Now For Something Completely Different
-it's a beautiful day outside. flowers are blooming, birds are singing.-
-...and tony stark's apartment that he lent kereberos and friends is on fire-
-yep-
-its your typical normal day here in new york city-
edited 14th Nov '15 11:15:50 AM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Kohaku: Sure, no problem.
-Holds out a toy fire truck
◊ which starts spraying foam to quench the flames-
And you'd be surprised. Most people here seem to be capable of ignoring it.
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Sally: I've never seen anything like that, you know? It's scary... I don't understand how big sis does it.