Medic: Well, I did try making that once, it didn't work. No, more like power cells and medigun fluid. I don't need bandages.
edited 12th Nov '15 6:48:57 AM by MozillaFireBoss
"Wings are an unecessary safety feature"Medic: Call what? My Medigun? Well, actually, that's the name for this class of equipment generally. This specific model is called the Kritz Krieg.
sorry for the delay, just had to present something to a board of engineers
edited 12th Nov '15 6:40:50 AM by MozillaFireBoss
"Wings are an unecessary safety feature"Medic: It's a pun, Krits Krieg is a combination of Critical hit, as in a shot which does more damage than normal, and Blitzkrieg, the WWII tactic of combined arms warfare which translates to lightning war. I thought it was clever.
"Wings are an unecessary safety feature"The Medic: Gah, it does not matter anyways, I finally field tested it, and it still works like a charm. It's Ubercharge though I have yet to test, but it is very situational anyways. In the right situation, It is it better than the others, but I'd rather have my Quick Fix for general combat.
edited 12th Nov '15 7:38:34 AM by MozillaFireBoss
"Wings are an unecessary safety feature"

-The Medic exists, writing on a pad of paper-
-Rogue is patrolling-
"Wings are an unecessary safety feature"