(I wake up in my room...but something doesn't seem right)
(Michael is still asleep, of course. I try to stand up, but nothing happens. Instead, I'm forced to...slither? And when I try to speak...)
Muk. Muk?
(...I shut my mouth, and I go to the mirror. I can tell that the violet hair has a secondary effect: I'm now a Muk!)
M...Muuuukk!
(however, it was all a dream, as my real self wakes up with a gasp, and I look at myself—still human)
Ugh. Must have been a dream.
(I get dressed for the day, and I take Michael with me as I head to the lobby)
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*is still screaming in Angrish*
edited 5th May '10 5:59:14 AM by SpookyMask
I...see...okay.
(I head off to eat at Olivine City's restaurant, and when I return—which isn't a long while—I have only a large belly that is threatening to poke out of my clothes, only temporary)
So if you want a Pokemon battle, I guess I can give you one.
(I take out Totodile, and I feed it a Rawst Berry to stop the burn)
Masked Guy:The anime styled comical way of course!!!
Bun:...*the cry that sounds awfully similar to something...*
Masked Guy: Hohohohohoohoo!~ Go my dear and Bounce!!!
Bun:*nods and uses Bounce*
Masked Guy:...Wait, she fainted already? I though she would have had second one...
edited 5th May '10 6:28:22 AM by SpookyMask
(Kanga is hit by the attack...)
Hm. Brick Break.
(Kanga uses the attack, and once it hits, it's super effective)
Incidentally, masked person, if I lose, what are you going to do to me? Fatten me up so you can eat me?
Masked Guy: Hmm, what about cutting you into little pieces to get ketchup???
Bun:*panting and almost fainted*
Masked Guy: HAH!!! JUMP KICK!!!
Bun:*Uses Jump Kick... But misses, gets damaged and faints(Note: Yes, if Jump Kick misses, it damages user)*
Masked Guy:...Well, that is retarded.*calls Bun back*

-Lip wakes up, yawns, and heads out into the main hallway-
Lip: -knocks on Osaka's door- Osaka? Are you doing all right?
Osaka: -faintly moans-
Lip: ...Oh dear.
-Lip walks into the lobby- Everyone is asleep... Maybe I got up too early...?
-Lip goes back to her room-
School. 2:30 CST.
edited 5th May '10 4:52:58 AM by Midna
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