@Aries: "Good to know. I'm sure as a Red Mage your abilities will prove invaluable."
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia~once the people FINALLY arrive in the Briefing Hall, they see some douchebag
◊ standing at a podium in front of a giant crowd of Redshirts volunteers~
@Aries: "I believe I have hear the term once or twice before... you excersise healing and destructive magic, correct?"
...
"...this man seems very vain."
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse AlberiaZapp Brannigan: "Okay, now that most of the fodder-... I mean new recruits have gathered here, I can tell you what this is all about."
~he presses a button on a remote, and the hologram of a rather dark, somewhat earth-like planet appears in the air behind him~
"At 7:30 PM last thursday, this spherical, planet-shaped object suddenly appeared in our solar-system somewhere close to Earth's orbit, baffling all of Earth's and Mars's scientists as to how it did that, since planets usually don't just move through space."
~a small green alien dude next to the general speaks up~
???: "Um, Captain, actually..."
Zapp: "Not now, Kif. I am telling these peanuts how space works."
~he looks back at the audience~
"Now, the thing is, DOOP values our soldiers far too much as that they could just send them on an unexplored planet like that. So we decided to send Civilian Scouts, that means you to explore the place and make any potential resident enemy waste their bullets on you. Any questions?"

Aries: "I don't suppose you actually read the form, then."
edited 12th Feb '13 6:36:25 PM by Chilifro
Be kind.