Holmes: -to Cirno- "Of course! Why else would you be able to deduce my profession from merely my clothing?"
-to Shane- "Truly. Psychologists should most definitely be at least fifty percent saner than their clients."
"Unfortunately, every one that sees me ends up on the opposite end of the scale when a session is over. It's odd how that works, isn't it?"
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Be kind.Holmes: -to Shane- "Quite a simple task, really."
"You have been examining me since our conversation began. Before, in fact. You may not realize that you were — no, you did. It's in your nature. You were mentally asking questions. Ones related to my psyche. Is he or is he not insane? One can never tell at a first glance, not even a psychologist such as yourself."
"I saw the way your eyes glanced at the subtle bloodshot look my eyes have taken on; your ears perked, tuned into my manner of speaking; and your manner of speaking — careful, articulate, almost dancing. An insane man is prone to...outbursts. Especially while under the influence. One must be careful. Even now, the tone of your question suggests you were more interested in how I would word my deduction, not the deduction itself."
"...To put you at ease, I'll let you know that I am quite insane. There is no need for you to fret over that fact."
-to Cirno- "A pleasure!"
Be kind.Holmes: "I should hope so! Otherwise my nonexistent employment would be at risk."
"Oh, by the way..."
-pinches his fingers over a spot just on Shane's shoulder- "Some sparkly material was clinging to your shirt."
-flicks it away-
-to Chuck- "Hello there!"
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Be kind.Holmes: -to Shane- "Perhaps it has something to do with..."
-holds his index finger up, where a single particle still remains of the glitter- "...A sparkly material suggests...wealth. No — entertainment. Flashy entertainment."
-sniffs the two fingers he picked the glitter up with- "...Ah, just as I figured."
"I wondered what psychologists did in their off-time. I figured they just psychoanalyzed themselves for the fun of it. Anyway, it's nice to find out that you psychologists aren't all heartless machines designed to dig into the recesses of my brain."
-to Chuck- "A pleasure to meet you, as well!"
"Dear me, I seem to be making bundles of friends today! This is a new experience. Usually I send a person running for the door before I have a chance to break out my bar jokes!"

Holmes: -to Shane- "Ah, yes, how thoughtless of me. My apologies."
-to Cirno- "Indeed I am! And you are on your way to becoming one, with deductions like that!"
-he sounds completely serious-
Be kind.