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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784177: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:24:41 PM

Shane: -Mutters something into his beer-

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784178: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:24:42 PM

???: -calmly walks up to the bar-

-and points to a bottle behind the bartender-

Bartender: "...sir, I use that to clean the counter top."

???: "Oh, yes, I know. The residue gave it away. But it helps clear my mind, you know. Or would "clean" be a better verb?"

Bartender: "...uh..."

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784182: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:31:12 PM

Bartender: "...sir, I can't—"

???: "Oh, can't you? Well, if that is the case, I suppose I'll have to sample something I've concocted, instead."

-takes a small bottle out of his coat and downs it- "Ooh! Quite a sting, that."

-claps his hands together- "Now! Now that my senses are heightened and my disbelief suspended, where exactly have I ended up, chap? This certainly isn't London."

Bartender: "...uhhhhh..."

-glances around the bar-

-most of the patrons just kinda turn away, with an air of "nope, yer on yer own, buddy"-

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784186: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:38:17 PM

???: "Truly? I don't recall there being any motorcars soaring in the sky. But seeing as I am currently incapable of disbelieving anything, I suppose I'll have to believe you."

"My name is Sherlock Holmes. A pleasure to meet you—"

-pauses for a second, glancing down- "—mister Shane."

edited 2nd Feb '13 7:38:42 PM by Chilifro

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784187: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:39:00 PM

Shane: How did you....?

-The lightbulb goes on- Did you say Holmes?

edited 2nd Feb '13 7:39:26 PM by NeonMoon

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784188: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:40:42 PM

Holmes: "I did indeed. My stuttering hasn't started up again, has it? I thought I solved that. Drat." sad

"And your wallet is sticking out of your pocket, Shane. It doesn't take much deducing to read your name off of an identification card."

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784189: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:41:17 PM

Shane: I've heard of you, Mr. Holmes.

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784190: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:42:23 PM

Holmes: "Have you now? Well, I suppose I am a bit famous. Saving the world from total domination will do that to a person's reputation."

edited 2nd Feb '13 7:42:44 PM by Chilifro

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784191: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:43:26 PM

Shane: Yes, the world famous consulting detective.

Please, have a drink with us. smile

gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#784192: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:44:52 PM

-Cirno walks into the bar.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784193: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:45:54 PM

Holmes: "World famous? My word, the future is bright." surprised

"And I...shall sit down. Drink, I will do later. Alcohol and the current solution swimming through my body...don't go well together. They're quite violent when put in the same environment, actually. Explosive, specifically."

-sits-

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784194: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:47:23 PM

Shane: -Nods- So, Mr. Holmes. What brings you to the United States?

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#784196: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:50:07 PM

Cirno: (@Shane, Chuck) ...Hi!

(@Holmes) Who are you?

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784197: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:51:24 PM

Shane: Hey Nineball. How are you? smile

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#784198: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:51:25 PM

Holmes: "I haven't a clue, actually. Which is news to me. Usually a multitude of clues would have presented themselves to me by now."

"The only conclusion I am able to come to is that I have been spontaneously transported to another location and time. Which, if I were not inebriated by this toxin, would seem quite impossible to my mostly rational mind."

"I'm quite fond of this mixture, actually. It helps broaden my horizons. It's actually brand-name cleaning solution mixed with [insert chemicals here]. You should try it some time. Temper it with water, first, however — if you don't the first time, it's quite deadly. Instant death the second it enters your bloodstream."

-beat- "...oh, dear me, I seem to have gone off track. A side effect of my concoction, unfortunately. I tend to ramble when under its influence."

"Well, I tend to ramble anyway but that's beside the point..."

-to Cirno- "I? I am Sherlock Holmes."

edited 2nd Feb '13 7:51:56 PM by Chilifro

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#784199: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:52:26 PM

Shane: This happens to be the year 3013.

And I know those chemicals. I don't do narcotics, sorry.

gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#784200: Feb 2nd 2013 at 7:53:42 PM

Cirno: Um, okay!

-She looks over Holmes quickly.-

Cirno: ...Are you a detective?

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...

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