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Sir_Screwloose Cogito Ergo Sum from my computer, you idiot. Since: Feb, 2010
Cogito Ergo Sum
#201: Oct 18th 2010 at 8:45:27 PM

Scarab facepalmed again. "Earth? Really? That's a terrible name for a planet. Might as well just call it Planet Dirt."

Pretend there's something clever written here.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#202: Oct 18th 2010 at 8:49:39 PM

Huh. The little primitives have anything useful? Energon deposits, weapon systems?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#203: Oct 18th 2010 at 8:56:02 PM

"A truly preposterous amount of fossil fuels that should be easily converted to energon cubes, but beyond that, nothing. The damn organics live in a society so utterly fractured along various demographics that they almost make our war with the Autobots seem trivial in comparison."

Razorclaw leaned against the doorframe and crossed his arms in irritation.

"A reprehensible situation, I know. Infiltration protocols are in full effect for this mission; we blend in, learn what we can about the organics and their ways of life, then start agitating them so that they will eventually destroy themselves; only once they are on the brink of annihilation do we reveal what we truly are and wipe their insignificant world from the face of this galaxy. All the while, we dig in and start production of energon cubes."

A sigh.

"About the only good thing I can see regarding this assignment is the circumstantial rumour that there may be an Autobot presence in the system."

The Danse Macabre Codex
Sir_Screwloose Cogito Ergo Sum from my computer, you idiot. Since: Feb, 2010
Cogito Ergo Sum
#204: Oct 18th 2010 at 9:02:12 PM

Scarab's mood turned indignant as something occured to him.

"Wait. Wait. Why am I being sent to planet Dirtball? I wasn't even in the Pit-blasted sim!"

edited 18th Oct '10 9:02:44 PM by Sir_Screwloose

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#205: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:19:47 PM

Hawkeye: *is now rocking in a corner, in a pit of despair after finding out that ALL of his records were wiped* All my achievements... All those bots I had to step on... Down the drain... *begins to cry*

Ramshot: *is in the Nemesis' engine room, taking a nap*

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#206: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:29:51 PM

-Looks at Scarab-

You were present. That is sufficient.

-Looks over at Hawkeye-

Think. We are going to a target-saturated body.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#207: Oct 18th 2010 at 11:31:38 PM

(Hawkeye went to the bridge and for all intents, is still there)

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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#208: Oct 19th 2010 at 6:18:31 AM

Razorclaw nods to the Minicon.

"You and Gravedust were overseeing the simulation at the time, and while I'm reasonably certain the two of you weren't responsible for this mess, Soundwave and I felt that it was better not to take any chances. You all know how swift and decisive Megatron tends to be when it comes to punishing failure or insubordination, whether real or imagined; remember Ramjet?"

edited 19th Oct '10 6:20:22 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
Sir_Screwloose Cogito Ergo Sum from my computer, you idiot. Since: Feb, 2010
Cogito Ergo Sum
#209: Oct 19th 2010 at 6:45:13 AM

"Oh, yes." Had Scarab posessed skin or blood, he would have paled.

"Well I suppose if the options are to go to the dirtball and deal with organics or to face the business end of Megatron's fusion cannon..." He gave a resigned shrug.

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GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#210: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:27:53 AM

Agreed. If the boss is in a punishing sort of mood then this "Earth" is probably the safest place to be.

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#211: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:30:01 AM

What ship do we get?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#212: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:36:35 AM

"A small transwarp cruiser that can easily be camouflaged and converted into a small fortress; obviously, it will be our base of operations. The ship itself is called the Darksyde—and no, before anyone asks, I don't know why her name is spelled that way."

The leonine Predacon got off the doorframe and turned to leave.

"The cruiser is being prepped for launch even as we speak. You have one decacycle to pack up your stuff and leave."

The Danse Macabre Codex
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#213: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:42:28 AM

Ramshot: *wakes up after a beeping noise from inside his head blares, A signal that the bug (made by Hawkeye) he left in the sim room has already recorded 10 minutes* Earth huh? Sounds like a drag... *goes back to his nap*

Hawkeye: *shakes off his depression and strides confidently towards his quarters*

(Gotta go)

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#214: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:13:09 AM

"Am I going as well?"


"Well, I've got some information you lot might be interested in knowing about..."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#215: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:15:48 AM

"You'll be our remote advisor, as well as our link to Decepticon Command."


Temblor leans forward in interest.

"Really? What is it?"

edited 19th Oct '10 10:55:54 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#216: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:22:14 AM

"Well, I just got a call from one of my contacts. It's regarding a Decepticon troop movement. This one... caught my eye, for a few reasons."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru Since: Oct, 2009
Trainspotter
#217: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:32:15 AM

"What is it?" asks Razorsword, not looking up from the long and detailed-looking report he's typing up.

edited 19th Oct '10 10:32:23 AM by CrowT.Robot

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#218: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:37:02 AM

"Well, they're moving a sizeable force onto a tiny backwater planet of no apparent significance. Apart from it's natural resources, I can't see any reason they are there, and even then, it's not that spectacular. Also, they've posted Razorclaw, of all people, there. I'm also being told one of their own covert operations guys has been transferred to this little rock."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#219: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:52:03 AM

Temblor stiffened at this, his eyes going flat.

"...Razorclaw, you say?"

The Maximal clenched one hand into a shaking fist, struggling to keep his temper in check as the memories washed over him. Temblor was one of the original Maximals, security chief of the scientific explorer Axalon; when the ship had been shot down over that hostile organic planet in a cowardly Decepticon sneak attack, he had been one of the few survivors of that spectacular crash, and like the others he had been forced to adopt a technorganic beast mode in order to shield himself from the lethal amounts of energon radiation which saturated the planet.

Razorclaw had been part of the creew on that same ship, and like Temblor he was a first generation Predacon; he and his Decepticon allies—Rampage, Tantrum, Divebomb and Headstrong—had all taken powerful, predatory altmodes...and when Cybertron finally sent a rescue craft to pick up the survivors, they cruelly used their beast modes to slaughter the shuttle's crew and steal it for themselves, leaving the Maximals trapped there for another ten stellar cycles.

To say that Temblor had a score to settle with the leonine Predacon would be a gross understatement.

Temblor turned to face Razorsword, his expression hard.

"How soon can you be ready to leave?"

edited 19th Oct '10 10:52:44 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#220: Oct 19th 2010 at 11:40:09 PM

Hawkeye: *approaches a Decepticon grunt* Talk to me soldier! I wanna volunteer for a mission, Any mission!

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CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru Since: Oct, 2009
Trainspotter
#221: Oct 20th 2010 at 5:06:01 AM

"As soon as I finish this..." said the Maximal, furiously typing. "Almost done, just let me..." He tapped a few more buttons.

"Done."

"Let's go."

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#222: Oct 20th 2010 at 8:58:13 AM

Temblor nodded, then turned back to Cryptic's monitor.

"Alright, Cryptic, we're on our way; no we need some details. Where is this planet, and is anyone else stationed there or nearby?"


The trooper glances at Hawkeye, then goes back to chewing his cy-gar.

"There's a low-profile assignment on some backwater planet up fer grabs; everything else is full at the moment."

The Danse Macabre Codex
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#223: Oct 20th 2010 at 9:06:42 AM

Hawkeye: Then I, Decepticon hacker Hawkeye. Shall take the mission on and will not stop even for death till It is accomplished! *continues marching towards his quarters*

Ramshot: *decides to head to his quarters and prepare his gear*

edited 20th Oct '10 9:08:33 AM by Strigon

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#224: Oct 21st 2010 at 11:51:33 AM

-Groundfire plods off to his quarters, removes the few items he keeps in there, then wanders back to the main assembly hall-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#225: Oct 21st 2010 at 12:00:06 PM

"It's a tiny little planet called Sol 3, or Earth, as the indigenous people call it. It's filled with these intelligent bioforms with a remarkable resemblance to us in our normal mode and low technological advancement. They are currently engaged in a massive inter-continental war between various nations. As such, they'll be too preoccupied to notice the Decepticons."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

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