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KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
Jackass Detector
#4126: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:50:13 PM

Look, I'm too dignified and good-looking to be caught dead partaking in the consumption of that starched jizz. Perhaps you unseemly peasants enjoy that loathsome sauce, but that's because you all are puerile serfs who are only fit to lick my kicks.

edited 5th Apr '11 2:55:01 PM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4127: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:56:26 PM

  1. Classist.
  2. It's not the best topping, but it still is good.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#4128: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:58:07 PM

Classist? I live in a shitty apartment and subsist on scholarships and ramen.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4129: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:00:32 PM

Oh. Ha ha ha, you're poor.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
Komodin TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator from Windy Hill Zone Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator
#4130: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:05:04 PM

Arguments over condiments? Geez, and I thought the Sonic fanbase can get rather loopy at times...

Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#4131: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:05:52 PM

That may be so, but at least I'm not a Converse-tasting peon!

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
#4132: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:09:07 PM

[up][up]The ultimate in inflamatory Internet subjects - hedgehog in gravy.

What's precedent ever done for us?
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#4133: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:10:33 PM

What is this thread about, again? I seem to have forgotten.

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4134: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:11:26 PM

Well, Converse and mud are two different things.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#4135: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:12:39 PM

And you would know, gravy-lover.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#4136: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:14:21 PM

I am some serious cognitive dissonance here. "having a sense of taste"... "soy sauce"?

Since when that loathsome, salty legume ejaculate has anything to do with good taste?

Give me some honest vinegar (I'd say balsamic, but most balsamic vinegar is fairly awful and the good one is stupidly expensive) any day of the week, but not that... come on, how is that even considered a foodstuff?

edited 5th Apr '11 3:14:53 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
OurGLORIOUSLeader Since: Dec, 1969
#4137: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:15:13 PM

Can we at least all agree that mustard does not belong on a hamburger?

[up] You, my friend, have never eaten sushi.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:21:13 PM by OurGLORIOUSLeader

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#4138: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:15:54 PM

Because soy sauce is the best shit in the world. Why it makes pastas go from merely ok to awesome sauce! GO. GO ON MY PASTA. MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It's also good with many cabbage dishes...goes great on steak...most meats...I bet it goes good with fruits too...

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#4139: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:16:52 PM

Worst. Derail. Ever.

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Komodin TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator from Windy Hill Zone Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#4141: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:17:39 PM

Can we at least all agree that mustard does not belong on a hamburger?
Mustard belongs on everything. Everything.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:18:10 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#4142: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:18:37 PM

Chili's not a condiment, it's a food that gets put on other foods because people are weird.

Condiments in general belong on only a select few things. Otherwise? Salt and pepper is all you need.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#4143: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:18:48 PM

-stares at Komodin's post-

Pfft...

Weird condiment combos I find all right: Apples and steak sauce. Apples and mustard. Apples and stuff.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:19:29 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4144: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:18:52 PM

@Inferno

Better gravy than well-stirred feces.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#4145: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:19:13 PM

Sir, I refuse to regard anyone who denies the glory of soy sauce as human. You are obviously cohorts with the insidious lizardmen of Alphon 6 and will be summarily exterminated. I'll give you a minute to pray and/or evacuate your bowels.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:21:06 PM by KitsuneInferno

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
OurGLORIOUSLeader Since: Dec, 1969
#4147: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:22:48 PM

Komodin, stop trying to derail the Condiments thread.

Back on topic: soy sauce is, like, the third best flavoring EVAR *

Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#4148: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:23:22 PM

evacuate your bowels

Somebody's hungry.

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#4149: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:23:35 PM

Sir, I refuse to regard anyone who denies the glory of soy sauce as human. You are obviously cohorts with the insidious lizardmen of Alphon 6 and will be summarily exterminated. I'll give you a minute to pray and/or evacuate your bowels.
This can be solved in only one way.

With a dance-off.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:24:10 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#4150: Apr 5th 2011 at 3:25:09 PM

Salsa and hot sauce are great, but inferior to soy sauce.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah

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