Awkward Zombie

Oh man, I can't wait for her take on the Birth By Sleep nonsense. I love that game, but damn if the writing isn't begging for you to take the piss out of it.

#TerraDidNothingWrong

It's Smash Day!

I can see why Young Link would want to know why he has that Hat. There are a lot of ...bad memories connected to that hat.

It's clearly just a replica. Wearing it in game has no ill effects whatsoever, and does not give you the ability to curse anyone into a deku nut.

But what if I want to be possessed by an eldritch horror of unfathomable evil and doom the world?

Vote Trump 2020?

Edited by TobiasDrake on Dec 10th 2018 at 8:28:43 AM

Well god damned played sir.

Tiers.

I love how he ranked himself above Palutena.

So... where's Kirby on that chart?

She's not from his universe so that probably reduces the viability.

It's not about Palutena. More specifically, he categorized royalty above divinity. That is hilariously blasphemous.

In politics, the royal class derives its "specialness" from the divine. What separates royalty from nobility and "justifies" their absolute power over the land is the claim that their super special lineage is blessed or ordained by the almighty divinity.

By ranking them this way, Marth is asserting a Divine Right to Rule that transcends the very gods themselves for not only himself but all the royal class. The ego on that is phenomenal.

Edited by TobiasDrake on Dec 17th 2018 at 11:10:56 AM

I think that's just his personal affinity. He relates to royalty more than he does divinity, so he has more affinity for them.

To be fair, aren't there Fire Emblem final boss that are gods? Clearly Royalty beats Divinity (or dragon gods since dragons tend to get god status in Fire Emblem)

Yeah, considering you seem to beat down evil gods in the Fire Emblem games on the regular, it's no surprise he ranks them below royalty.

Technically the only real god who's a final boss is beaten by Ike, who's ironically the only non-noble Lord. The others are all Divine Dragons, who are technically not gods.

^That depends purely on what is your qualification for a god though

It's in the name, though. "Divine" dragons. Thus, Divinity ranks below Royalty.

Naga herself claims that Divine Dragons are not gods because they can neither create nor unmake, unlike Ashunera.

I suppose "Divine Dragon" means something like "dragon blessed by the gods."

Shouldn't Rosalina be in the divinity tier? She created a universe.

My questions:

• Who's the third Nouveau Riche character beside Wario and Olimar? Ken?
• Who are the two mercenaries flanking Fox? They look like Snake and palette-swapped Snake.
• What's the exactly hierarchy below mercenary? One assume that Peasants^note The other Links, Lucas, Mii Brawler and Literal Animals^note  Duck Hunt, Piranha Plant, Game & Watch, most Pokemon are the bottom most tiers, but IDK what's between them and mercenary, and nor do I presume to know which one of those is considered the lowest.

Edited by Gilphon on Dec 17th 2018 at 6:53:00 AM

I love Katie's interpretation of the SSB cast. I kinda wish she made more of those.

Anyway, now I am kinda surprised Marth respects his tier list enough to dignify Roy to be among the nobility.

The other one is Ike.

Edited by Heatth on Dec 17th 2018 at 10:03:38 AM