-Teleports away, and returns in the Sky Fortress-
Ho ho! Maybe the Giga-Plasma Cannon will dispel this illusion!
-Begins charging up the cannon-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
For every name that's been erased...
Okay, who the hell is that clown guy?! Did someone spike my Latte?! This is effing ridiculous!
*Continues to dodge approaching BulletHell while cursing under his breath*
~Pirka
A Pheasant Experience
^^ Muh huh huh, your puny lasers cannot harm me, I'm only affected by two types of ammunition- Wait, did I really just say that out loud?
^ (*changes angle of fire*)
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:34:39 PM by TheGinkei
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-stammering as he staggers near it-
I... officially... hate... birds!
Oh, so you say your weakness, eh, bird? Well, that was rather stupid of ya!
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:35:53 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
For every name that's been erased...
GIDEON was HIT!
OWWW! What the hell did I ever do to you?! That's it! Prepare to face the wrath of GIGADEON GRAVES!
*Epic transformation sequence that you cannot see, unfortunately*
GIGADEON GRAVES - HP x10 - RAGE x10 - FINAL FANTASY-NESS x10
Let's do this!
~Pirka
Really. Ho ho ho... I think this (Skip to around 1:18)
should be enough to vaporize you regardless of any weaknesses!
A Pheasant Experience
^^ Your power-ups are meaningless, they will do nothing to help you defeat me. Face it, I'm invincible (mostly)...
^ Buh huh huh, you don't get it do you? It doesn't matter how strong your attacks are, they'll roll like water off of my avian form's back...
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:41:30 PM by TheGinkei
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Oh, really?
Hey, anyone got a Dreamcast controller around here?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
For every name that's been erased...
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Hm...well, you've underestimated the awesomeness of the G-Man! The file name of your avatar is "Ping Pong Ball Of Doom"!
...That's a clue, right!? That's totally a clue!
What, do you think I carry video game controllers with me everywhere?! On what planet is that considered "hip"!?
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:42:22 PM by Pirka
~Pirka
How wonderful! We must defeat it at ping-pong!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
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^^ I dunno! Maybe you guys do that kind of stuff in Canadaland! I don't know!
-sees a giant blue shot headed straight at him-
Ohhhhh, fraaaaaaaak.
-sent straight through 1... 2... 3... 4... 5 buildings and halfway though a 6th-
just...
a...
granola...
bar...
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:44:47 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
A Pheasant Experience
^^ Now you're just deluding yourself...
^ Wait, a Dreamcast controller? No... It's... Not... Possible...
Though to be fair, a Gamecube controller or a XBox 360 controller would work just as well...
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:46:45 PM by TheGinkei
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-closes eyes-
<—— DEAD
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:49:20 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
A Pheasant Experience
Huh, false alarm then... (*keeps up barrage of shots*)
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For every name that's been erased...
Okay, this is getting seriously stupid. I've got appointments, ya know!
~Pirka
A Pheasant Experience
WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY?! OR AT LEAST TAKE YOUR FALLEN COMRADE'S HINT?!
edited 22nd Nov '10 8:56:29 PM by TheGinkei
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How fantastic! Are we to use a controller from one of those electronic games to defeat this beast?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A Pheasant Experience
Umm... (*speeds up rate of fire*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Ho ho ho ho! This should be miraculous!
-Throws a Gamecube controller at it-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A Pheasant Experience
(*controller bounces off of white ball*) HA HA HA HA! I can't believe this! You figure out an actual means of defeating me, but you're too dense to execute it properly! What a bunch of losers! (*continues shooting*)
edited 22nd Nov '10 9:02:50 PM by TheGinkei
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Don't fuck with me, bitch. I am the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
edited 22nd Nov '10 9:02:56 PM by Zudak
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Huh? W—where am I?
-Dumbledore and everything else looks exactly like it did, but in B&W-
-gasps-
This place goes by the rules of the game! I'm a poltergeist, or whatever! Meaning... I can steal a life!
-looks at a fish over at the apartment's aquarium, filled with fish-
Well, it's just one fish. -takes a life from one of them-
Eh, it's got two more anyway. HEY! BIRD! I'm BAACK!
-spies a Dreamcast controller on the other side of the apartment-
And it looks like I've got a gift for ya!
edited 23rd Nov '10 6:10:31 AM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
A Pheasant Experience
^^ I am harnessing the power of the gods! Your petty clairvoyance is meaningless!
^ Wait, WHAT? THAT'S NOT- BUT I JUST-
edited 22nd Nov '10 9:04:31 PM by TheGinkei
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-steals granola bar and hits him over the head with a beer bottle-
I don't even know.
edited 22nd Nov '10 9:04:07 PM by MsieurLapin
^^ Maybe if you didn't live near Canada.
-takes out Sal-
You wanted a fight, huh, bird? Well, let's have ourselves a fight!
-holds Sal in front of himself to create a semi-wall-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘