What would your avatar say about the above avatar?

(*pecks at glasses*)

Uh. Bird. Okay. How 'bout you stop stalking me and I'll take you out for some...whatever the hell it is you go out for. Birdseed? Whatever. Deal?

-takes your glasses-

^^ Oh, so you're not here to fight?

Huh.

AND THEN THINGS GOT REALLY AWKWARD.

-chews on a granola bar in his pocket-

So... you wanna listen to some TCAD?

^ You can come too, if you want. Everyone's invited.

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:43:23 PM by Tre

Aggh! Jeez! You're pissing me off!

Eh, why the hell not. I just got to deal with this damn bird.

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:10:20 PM by Pirka

^^^ O_O' They're everywhere...

^^ (*steals open granola bar*)

^ (*pecks at glasses some more*)

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:09:39 PM by TheGinkei

CRAP! That thing was a Nature Valley Oats 'n Honey bar! It costs $2 just to get two of them! TWO! FRAK YOU, BIRD!

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:12:03 PM by Tre

Okay, scoot over a bit and I'll be with you in a few clicks, kay?

HAND SEALS: A B L R Y X!

SWORD UNLOCKED!

You asked for this, damn bird!

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:13:14 PM by Pirka

You have no idea what you're doing, don't you?

Or, you know, I could just slice it in half with Sal. That'd be inhumane thohhhhhholyfrakkingshiftit'safrakkingmonster.

edited 23rd Nov '10 6:06:38 AM by Tre

Exactly, now hand over your other granola bar...

It's not like I need your help. Seriously, just wait a sec.

*STRIKES at GINKEI!*

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:15:00 PM by Pirka

I warned you...

->

edited 23rd Nov '10 10:45:20 PM by TheGinkei

Great, that's even worse.

And for the love of Pete, it's just a granola bar!

*BOSS MUSIC*

GINKEI was a HIDDEN BOSS!

Oh shiiiiiiiii-

Might be a little longer than I thought, TCAD kid. Just gotta kill this thing.

^^ You call having a sword swung at me 'Just a granola bar?' Yeah, here's something that I like to call 'Just an innocuous light show...' (*charges homing missiles*)

^ You brought this on yourself, fool...

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:20:03 PM by TheGinkei

hello mister

*Deflects homing missles with his Pixel Sword*

Don't try to pull that one! This was in self-defence! Those glasses were 400 dollars! I bought them as an early Xmas present for myself! THEY WERE NEW!

^^ I'd run if I were you. That monster.. pigeon... thing is trying to steal granola bars by turning into a giant... thing!

^ The name's Tre Listman. That, and I'm not just any old "kid", either. Whatever, this is your fight. I'm just gonna eat this thing and be happy.

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:25:23 PM by Tre

^^ & ^ (*continues firing homing missiles, alternates between black and white shots*)

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:25:05 PM by TheGinkei

-takes wrapper off and uses it to deflect shots-

Hey, remember when I said these cost two bucks for two? This is why. They make these out of unpenetrable plastic wrap! In your face, bird-monster-whatEVER!

-runs off to get jacket-

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:45:35 PM by Tre

'Kay, so it's Tre then. The name's Gideon Gordon Graves. A.K.A. G-Man, if you're following the movie continuity. I don't really care, you know who I am, anyway. How could you not?

Seriously, will you just stop!? *continues deflecting missiles*

 ^*

^{Pirka - I think this is one of the most awesome spur of the moment R Ps EVER. You guys are awesome.}

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:31:17 PM by Pirka

Ho ho ho! Having some pest control problems?

^x3, ^x2, ^ (*begins firing continuous stream of bullets in multiple directions on top of missiles*)

FYI, it looks something like this,◊ minus the ship...

edited 22nd Nov '10 8:31:30 PM by TheGinkei

STUCK x SCOTT PILGRIM x IKARUGA X EVEN MOAR CONTINUES ON THE NEXT PAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!

edited 23rd Nov '10 4:04:39 PM by Tre