The coconut post made me chuckle.
There's a shoehorn on my desk right next to my printer, and its true purpose... is nothing, at the moment. My mother left it here. Though I suspect her motivation for doing so may have been... fairly mundane, by all reckonings.
There is a wooden rail mounted alongside my staircase, and its true purpose... is BANISTER!
edited 6th Dec '09 7:58:09 PM by darnpenguin
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)^ Bad pun dude, really bad pun.
I've been connecting numerous universes
and my true intent... IS SINISTER.
Previously lost footage from Metropolis was rediscovered last year and has been recently restored to the film. Its true purpose... is SINISTER.
edited 6th Dec '09 8:41:14 PM by Technicolor Pachyderm
Neal Cassady died for your sins!My chemistry teacher holds a patent on an organogelator. Its true purpose... IS SINISTER
The sad, REAL American dichotomyMy left eye is the one with least astigmatism. Its true purpose is SINISTER.
The handrails on long staircases are, in fact, not principally for guiding your hands. Their true purpose is BANISTER.
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOThe previous poster made an Incredibly Lame Pun, his true purpose for doing so... IS SINISTER
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.comI recently posted a theory connecting all of the games Tim Schafer worked on. But my true purpose for it... IS SINISTER.
edited 11th Dec '09 5:49:17 PM by Daionus the 23rd
El the Daze started this thread about a week ago as a fun way to pass the time. But his true purpose... IS SINISTER!
Neutron bombs are designed to kill people without much structural damage to buildings, but their true purpose... IS SINISTER!
Eh, I tried to think of something that had a well-known sinister purpose.
I got a Totally Radical pair of Aviator sunglasses... and its true purpose is SINISTER!
Locking you up on radar since '09

Ramus inverted the meme, and his true purpose for doing so... IS SINISTER
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com