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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#113226: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:31:45 AM

and how much the rest of them pat themselves on the back for agreeing with the party line.

Honestly? I don't think I've seen a blog, forum, club or any group of people that wasn't like this.

also: they may be pretty silly, but blogs like that are pretty good at making me feel sort of crappy.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#113227: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:40:33 AM

  • The Bible. King Saul: "Sure, David, you can marry my daughter, just bring me a hundred Philistine foreskins." Worst. Quest. Ever. At least the drop rate is 100%. Even worse, David apparently got caught up in the "farming" and brought in two hundred, by the way. Thus proving that Level Grinding and Collection Sidequest (not to mention Bragging Rights Reward!) is indeed Older Than Dirt.

    • This sidequest, however, was intentionally bad. This is a good place to point out that Saul was trying to get David killed. Again. Just think of it. "Sure, David. Just bring me evidence that you've mutilated the penises of a hundred Philistines." Left unsaid: "Yes, mutilated. The boy aint a rabbi, I'm sure his 'circumcisions' won't be exactly neat. As soon as the Philistines figure out what he's up to, they'll start fighting not only for their lives but for their junks against this mad genital-chopping serial killer I've just unleashed. Have fun, boy!"

This is probably one of the best things I've read on the actual main wiki. :D

edited 14th Nov '11 11:41:27 AM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#113228: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:47:10 AM

[lol]

Just imagine if David tricked people into getting their foreskins.

"WORST. GLORY HOLE. EVER!"

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Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#113229: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:52:44 AM

"Mhm... yeah baby, su- OH FUUUUUUUUUU...."

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#113230: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:52:57 AM

Oh my, David, you tricksy dude, you.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#113231: Nov 14th 2011 at 12:34:54 PM

wrong thread.

edited 14th Nov '11 12:38:44 PM by MrAHR

Read my stories!
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#113232: Nov 14th 2011 at 12:40:27 PM

Important: this is a beta release! It may eat your dog or steal your car.

-snicker-

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#113233: Nov 14th 2011 at 12:52:02 PM

Note to self: Do what they did in the with the Civil War and say my story was predicted in the Book of Daniel.

edited 14th Nov '11 12:52:18 PM by Parable

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#113234: Nov 14th 2011 at 12:55:19 PM

I'm going to be rather perturbed if I read about you stealing 100 mens' foreskins, Parable.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#113236: Nov 14th 2011 at 12:57:42 PM

I'm also going top be perturbed if you die in a furnace or get consumed by lions.

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Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#113237: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:26:42 PM

Heh, found some good quotes on economics:

"There's nothing that does so much harm as good intentions."

-Milton Friedman

"The first law of economics is scarcity, and the first law of politics is to disregard the first law of economics."

-Thomas Sowell

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
Alkthash Was? Since: Jan, 2001
Was?
#113238: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:28:54 PM

Just don't start throwing those quotes around a lot. All that will do is make you look like a pretentious twit.

Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#113239: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:29:32 PM

[lol]

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#113240: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:30:15 PM

I can't decide who should "play" Unferth—Colin Firth or Alan Rickman.

The reason why I'm thinking about this is because I have decided to use the faces of real people for many of my characters, in order to avoid drawing the same generic faces over and over.

edited 14th Nov '11 1:30:59 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#113241: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:30:59 PM

Colin Firth. (The guy in The Kings Speech, right?)

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#113242: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:39:33 PM

The girls a few feet away are discussing the Thor movie.

Meanwhile, I have slowly settled on Colin Firth, who was my original choice a long time ago anyway before I considered Alan Rickman.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
MilosStefanovic Decemberist from White City, Ruritania Since: Oct, 2010
Decemberist
#113243: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:50:17 PM

What's the similarity between Serbia and Canada?

Both have the US as a southern neighbor.

edited 14th Nov '11 1:50:27 PM by MilosStefanovic

The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#113244: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:51:24 PM

Haha, that's-

Oh, wait, I don't get it. Screw "Don't Explain the Joke". You'll have to explain that one.

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#113245: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:52:37 PM

Is...is that a pun, milos?

>:|

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MilosStefanovic Decemberist from White City, Ruritania Since: Oct, 2010
Decemberist
#113246: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:53:30 PM

Kosovo, the breakaway terorist region of Serbia and a US puppet, jokingly reffered to as the 51st US state.

The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
Pyroninja42 Forum Villain from the War Room Since: Jan, 2011
Forum Villain
#113247: Nov 14th 2011 at 1:54:22 PM

Oh. Kosovo.

I'll be honest, most americans probably think that Kosovo is a kind of planet or something.

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person that doesn't get it."
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#113248: Nov 14th 2011 at 2:18:42 PM

In the ninth grade Ralph Wellings, who lent me those books over the Thanksgiving weekend, struck a deal with me. He said, "I notice you've been getting 100 percent on all your math quizzes." He said, "I'll let you spend four math classes a week in the computer room if on the fifth day you take the quiz and get 100 percent. If you ever get less than 100 percent then the deal is over." SO that was incentive. I proceeded to ace quizzes for the rest of the year—I studied math especially hard and that gave me access to the computer.

This book is making me feel pretty inadequate.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#113249: Nov 14th 2011 at 2:25:08 PM

Yeah, but did that NERD get any dates?

Neeeeeeeerrrrrrrddd!

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#113250: Nov 14th 2011 at 2:26:10 PM

I don't think Tzetze gets many dates, though

erm, sorry tze

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