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Just post whatever comes to mind.

If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#79376: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:23:39 PM

No.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#79378: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:24:41 PM

Even really tight?

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#79381: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:26:09 PM

Did you have a hardon for the person you were hugging at the time?

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#79382: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:26:26 PM

Say I did...?

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#79384: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:27:32 PM

No.

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#79385: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:28:08 PM

Then it's not cheating.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#79387: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:32:49 PM

Nor is it as fun.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#79388: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:33:45 PM

So, when you're humping your bed, and you call out another piece of furniture's name, does it get jealous?

(variation on one of my dad's jokes)

Usually here.
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#79389: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:34:44 PM

What's the original?

[up][lol][awesome]

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#79390: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:34:56 PM

Mine does.

Yes, I'm that good.

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#79391: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:36:33 PM

Blackmoon stop humping your bed and start dryhumping me instead.

It's fine, we're clothed so it's not cheating, right? ;P

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#79392: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:38:00 PM

The original: So, when you're humping your cat... and you call out another pet's name, does it get jealous?

Changed it due to me actually having humped my bed.

Doing it right now.

edited 21st Jun '11 11:38:31 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#79395: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:41:34 PM

Perhaps, but we do not need the play-by-play.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#79396: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:42:31 PM

And then I breathed. And then I went on TV Tropes. And then I stayed up late. And then I humped my bed.

My daily routine.

edited 21st Jun '11 11:44:31 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
cancerlad Lord of Flapdoodle from Kentucky Since: Nov, 2009
Lord of Flapdoodle
#79397: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:46:58 PM

i just had a hard-on while havind cuber-sex with a member of the same gender, who is 14 years younger than me. am i a monster?

the pronoun system in Cherokee is just better. Need Scion GM.
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#79399: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:49:53 PM

@cancer Depends on how old you are.

And if you're serious.

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#79400: Jun 21st 2011 at 11:53:03 PM

GOD, I BETTER STOP LAUGHING.

I don't want my mom to wake up and see that I'm making sweet love with my bed! I keep on telling her that we use protection!

Usually here.

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