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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#75601: Jun 7th 2011 at 5:18:47 PM

Lab 16 offers a saddening display of genetic experimentation gone wrong. Man tried too hard to intrude in God's Domain, and suffered for having incredibly bad ideas.

Scientist 1: Ah, genetic engineering. I propose we use this technology to increase crop yields, or maybe introduce new nutrients into easy-to-grow cereal grains. We could become the next generation's Norman Borlaug, rather than just being the people who annoy everyone at parties by introducing needlessly dense references into everything we say. We could change the world.

Scientist 2: Psh, crop yields? Fuck that. What if there was an angry salamander-turtle that was also a volcano?

Scientist 1: It would... what

I love the way this LP is written so much.

Kill all math nerds
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#75603: Jun 7th 2011 at 5:46:17 PM

Why is General Motors using Bayformers 3 to promote the Camaro ZL-1?

Also, ooh, Fisker-Tesla rivalry.

edited 7th Jun '11 5:48:33 PM by RocketDude

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#75604: Jun 7th 2011 at 6:04:56 PM

edited 7th Jun '11 6:06:26 PM by Kinkajou

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#75605: Jun 7th 2011 at 6:20:34 PM

^^ I assume that it's the same reason that Cars featured in a State Farm ad

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#75606: Jun 7th 2011 at 6:23:46 PM

Burn is... better than I assumed.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#75607: Jun 7th 2011 at 6:25:19 PM

Our class song is apparently going to be "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Not sure if want.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#75608: Jun 7th 2011 at 6:26:20 PM

Bah, new Shakira song sucks donkey balls.

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#75609: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:07:32 PM

@Zyxzy Here.

edited 7th Jun '11 7:07:45 PM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#75610: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:08:31 PM

I didn't notice the first time, but if you pause at the right frame you can see Bruce Willis' dick.

LoveHappiness Nihilist Hippie Since: Dec, 2010
Nihilist Hippie
#75611: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:10:47 PM

I really can't wait until I get my first-ever glasses.

"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder." -Nick Bostrom
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#75612: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:11:29 PM

@mellon:...What movie is this?

juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#75613: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:14:08 PM

Pulp Fiction.

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#75615: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:20:08 PM

This is important, because for some reason Bruce Willis is really attractive in this movie.

blamspam Since: Oct, 2010
#75616: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:44:05 PM

What is Love has one of the best music videos of all time, one of the best of all time.

Malkavian What is this from madness Since: Jan, 2001
What is this
#75617: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:52:55 PM

Is that the one with Jim Carrey's creepy bobbing head?

"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." — Grant Morrison
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
blamspam Since: Oct, 2010
#75619: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:55:37 PM

...I am a dining assistant at a nursing home.

Basically, I wait on old people and spoonfeed them and chat with them two hours at a time. It is excellent.

Why'd you ask?

^^No, it has vampires dancing and hammer pants among other things.

edited 7th Jun '11 7:56:30 PM by blamspam

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#75621: Jun 7th 2011 at 7:59:00 PM

Oh, that actually sounds like a lot of fun. Just curious.

Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#75622: Jun 7th 2011 at 8:00:25 PM

This is the one with bobblehead Jim Carrey.

[1]

edited 7th Jun '11 8:01:16 PM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#75623: Jun 7th 2011 at 8:01:14 PM

What is Love has one of the best music videos of all time, one of the best of all time.

Oh, you were one ALL CAPS SCREAM away from a meme. :(

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#75624: Jun 7th 2011 at 8:01:39 PM

Aw, there's no Literal Music Video for it...

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
blamspam Since: Oct, 2010
#75625: Jun 7th 2011 at 8:08:35 PM

All caps are far too troubling to do with this touchscreen. DEAL WITH IT cool


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