Nope! Real men learn to enjoy the taste of angry monkey piss, you pussy!
Ewwww. I like alcohol to taste like alcohol. That way you know what you are getting yourself into.
Famous last words that. Or how blackcat and her friend ended up driving down the railroad tracks. Please note, I was not driving. Not that it makes it any better.
Eventually I said, "er, um, Zanzibar, we are driving down the railroad tracks."
He replied, "we are?"
I said, "yes, there is a road here, turn right"
He did.
We were two blocks from my house.
He slept on the couch.
I've had flavored vodka. Tasted like a green apple jolly rancher in liquid vodka form. It was nice, but it's better straight...
Yesterday I learned that my precious eggnog had been reduced to little but half a cup because my mother and her husband drank it all. I also learned that it is good with rum in it.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan ChahJust finished off all my Bicardi. There was only a little left. Now, time to start on the Meyer's Dark mixed with coffee and Hot Buttered Rum mix. It's cold here right now.
-12 with wind chill, and said wind is blowing so hard my house shifts every time it gusts. A good night for drinking warm beverages.
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~

Lol hey its good for hang over soup what did you expect to happen?
Who watches the watchmen?